Is it normal that i'm more scared to eat canned rattlesnake than tarantula?

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I don't have a phobia of either, it's just whenever I consider buying one, I always lean more towards the zebra tarantula. Which would you eat if you had to? Keep in mind it's seasoned.

Canned rattlesnake 7
I'd rather get the flu 16
Canned tarantula 2
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  • charli.m
    7 years ago

    Flu? Usually people would put cancer or AIDS as an option to indicate how hideous the first two options are.

    You fucking soft cock.

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    • Rihyae
      7 years ago

      Sorry I'm ashamed.

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      • charli.m
        7 years ago

        Damn right :P

        (I'm taking the piss, if that's not already obvious).

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  • FeralDefiance
    7 years ago

    I didn't think tarantula came canned, but it shouldn't be surprising. The real kicker is if you can identify the legs in there or not.

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    • Rihyae
      7 years ago

      Legs and all.

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      • FeralDefiance
        7 years ago

        Oh, lawd. I've had rattlesnake - it tasted like chicken, naturally -, so I've gotta say the tarantula would be required for a true epicurean experience. But fuck that sounds off-putting. I bet it jiggles on your fork, but not a whole lot. Kinda like old jello with liquid pockets and patchy fur.

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        • Rihyae
          7 years ago

          Oh no it's baked and has a crunch.

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