Is it normal that i'm dead?

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Ok I woke up this morning and I'm dead. I don't know what happened or how I died, probably during the night.

I'm unconscious. I'm room temperature. I can't move I have rigor mortis. Already my body is beginning to rot and decompose. I don't know what to do I'm afraid my family will come in and find me dead like this and they will call the funeral home. Omg what if they want to do an autopsy or inject me with that embalming fluid shit to pickle my body???!!!!

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Comments ( 19 )
  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Pickle your body? Yum. :D

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  • Shrunk
    9 years ago

    April fools

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  • Angelmikeal
    9 years ago

    R.I.P my brother

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    There's are condition where people believe that they're dead. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotard_delusion
    You probably have this. You should see a doctor.

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  • 213
    9 years ago

    lol now you are a dead man walking

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Really, so how did you post this then?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Through the ouija app on my smartphone

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      • Redcoats
        9 years ago

        Best answer (:

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  • Salina12
    7 years ago

    How the fuck you dead and you still writing this post?

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  • Legion
    9 years ago

    Im dead too, but then again, as a machine I was never alive to begin with.

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    It's too late now. Your life is over.

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  • BobbyTheBear
    9 years ago

    Bruhhh.....

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  • horny_simpletons
    9 years ago

    If this is an April Fools joke, that's pretty clever. Like you actually sound believable.

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  • megadriver
    9 years ago

    Here is a song for you...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhF8OMb_ERQ
    XD XD XD

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  • natdrum
    9 years ago

    Yeah, I hear it happens every day so pretty normal. Let me know how the cremation goes!

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    So you're dead on the inside and you don't know what led you feel that way. Because it's so taboo in your society to feel that way you are scared that your family will find out and seal you away in a psych ward. LOL

    Time to wake the dead:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fst0gt8ZRXA

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  • Freedom_
    9 years ago

    I feel that way sometimes too.

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  • thegildedfallacy
    9 years ago

    Oh dear.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    ill pick yall up for some hijinks on friday afternoon bernie

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