Is it normal that i luuuuv eating chicken?

Here's one for you fellow readers!
Is it normal that I just love eating chicken? I have the chicken right there on my plate. I stick my fork into it and raise it to my mouth. I take a big bite into that lovely succulent meat.
The juices roll down my chin and the taste explodes in my taste buds.
The chicken struggles.
I come.
So I axe ya, Is It Normal?!!

Voting Results
62% Normal
Based on 39 votes (24 yes)
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Comments ( 29 )
  • dirtybirdy

    *puffs up and flaps wildy* The feathers are flying now, buddy! Go cluck yourself, you filth!!! Wait...eating?? Hmmm...

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    • Always appreciate a pun DB

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      • dirtybirdy

        I'll feed you my buttered puns til the cows come home. Oh, how I churn for you!

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        • Ok overload overload!! PM me if you dare DB!!

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          • dirtybirdy

            Stranger danger!

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          • How very bullish of you if I might say!!

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  • dytrog

    I've killed chickens, rabbits bear, wild pig. But the best is mountain lion. It beats them all. I learned how to dress them out for cooking starting when I was 14.

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    • Jujudog

      the mountain lion sounds awesome, i'd love to try that shit

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      • dytrog

        mountain lion is kind of a white meat like a low cal lean pork.

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        • Jujudog

          sounds delish.. don't really get many mountain lions round my parts!

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  • Umm yes I've seen the videos.
    The whole affair equated to about 16 boxes of Kleenex tissues. 3 ply mind you.

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  • shuggy-chan

    Well if you enjoy eating chicken, you should never ever ever see how they prepare chicken in a food processing factory.

    Just the smell alone put me off eating it for years

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  • Ms.Dempsy

    Bleh. Ughh so tired of chicken. My favorite are the legs.

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  • sunshinemoonlight

    I love white meat too.

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  • Kilgore.Trout

    Is this meant to be humours?

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    • Did you find it remotely funny?

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      • Kilgore.Trout

        Sorry no, I don't get it at all.

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        • would you eat a chicken pie?

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          • Kilgore.Trout

            Like a chicken pot pie?

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