Is it normal that i like to suck on things while i masturbate?

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Sometimes, when I masturbate, I suck on frozen hot-dog weenies, popsicles, and various phallic objects to give me the illusion that I am performing fellatio. Despite all of this, I still identify as mostly heterosexual.

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Based on 7 votes (4 yes)
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  • DADNSCAL
    2 years ago

    Try bananas. They’re fleshy like a real dick and tasty too. Dildos are fun but they get old.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    9 years ago

    Sure. I sometimes like sucking on my nipples while I masturbate.

    :-D

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  • NeofelisNebulosa
    9 years ago

    You should just get a dildo to suck on... Sucking on a frozen hot dog sounds kind of unsanitary

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    I wonder if there is such a thing as a "trollsexual". That is you.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I'm actually being serious.

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