Is it normal that i like to blow air into vaginas and listen to it escaping?

Once upon a time in the distant past when I was cavorting in the sack with my first true love, I was performing oral resuscitation on her girly parts when I realized you could blow the subject part full of air and upon the emission of said air the sound of farting would reverbrate throughout the room.

Since I had been at it for an inordinate length of time, I welcomed this little entertaining diversion which had the side benefit of permitting my jaws and neck to relax momentarily, as well as providing exercise to my lungs. So without really thinking through the consequences I continued blowing ever harder as I began to chuckle upon hearing the farting sound thus produced. How remarkable this seemed, since I had always associated this phenomenon with the reverse side of the body.

It didn't take long before she grew enraged and told me to STOP, CEASE AND DESIST IMMEDIATELY IF YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE WITH ME ANYMORE! I did as she said. My neck was surrounded by legs strong enough to suffocate me and I could feel them tensing, so what else could I do unless I was into suffocation which was not the case.

Is it normal to blow into your lover's foofoo at a moment of passion like this, and then laugh at the resulting sound?

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50% Normal
Based on 12 votes (6 yes)
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Comments ( 11 )
  • kinklu

    Queefing? Is that what it's called? Queefing with their foo foo's? It'd make a good song title!

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  • Valetion

    So you like to hear girls QUEEFING.

    ...

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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  • kelili

    That's so funny! Oh that's so funny. I loooove this, i just can't stop laughing. This is completely crazy:D:D:D

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  • fullhouse

    I did blow air up there and I thought it was funny but she didn't think so. It's not recommended when your girl is really horny. But when I am just playing with it I think it's funny :-P
    She didn't like it so I never did it again..

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

    You should never blow air up into a vagina. It could be fatal and you could end up in prison.

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  • BurnaBaby27

    I once heard that doing so could cause an air pocket in a vein or something..and could travel to the heart and kill the woman.

    My boyfriend bent me over and blew into mine yesterday and I think I'm still alive, so I don't know how true that is.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Dude, stop that

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  • Ixu

    I don't find anything wrong in funtime with genitalia, although it's not sexy, so if she's feeling hot for your sex buns it's probably not a good idea making her foofoo sound silly.
    I like to pull on the lips and make them look like tongs but that's not for sexytime.

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    • Valetion

      Her "foofoo"?

      What are you?

      Eight years old?

      ...

      Foofoo.

      I still don't want to live on his planet anymore.

      ***Directed towards OP***

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  • Justsomejerk

    I don't think it's a good idea, although I can't think why not.

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    • kinklu

      Probably not a good idea because she got angry and that could destroy the mood.

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