Ask Your Question today
For Christmas I asked my boyfriend to pee in my asshole and it was great except I didn't know where the pee went and then I laughed and it all came out all over him and a little Mr Hankey came out on the floor and we laughed. Now I am pregnant and I don't know what to do :(
"I asked my boyfriend to pee in my asshole"
"Now I am pregnant"
I think we're missing a bit of information here...
very lovely story...congratulations on the pregnancy...watch out though when that baby comes out your pussy it is going to hurt like hell.
you must tell your boyfriend to take plenty of photos of your pussy because he is not going to recognise it after your baby has stretched the shit out of it!
That is the worst Christmas present ever. Laughter is good but may not be the best medicine in your peculiar situation. The normal thing to do would be to seek advice from a qualified professional.
That's the first time I've ever heard of anybody using PIss as a rectum cleanser!
You are one classy lady. I expect to see you hanging around the country club any day now...
its totaaly weird .... and how can you be pregnant? His cum must get into your vagina not your butt