Is it normal that i like how "creepy" my friend is?

He watched me sleep. He waited till my eyes open to attack me with kisses. He stuck his finger in my butthole twice, and kept smelling it. He's really handsome and sexy though. Like, even more attractive than Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic. Ugh even more attractive than Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black. I just find it so sweet that he's so weird. And he also likes anime. He reminds me of Tamaki from Ouron High School Host Club. Rich, handsome, pretty, silky soft hair, tall, a jaw carved by God himself. His nose, his eyebrows are naturally manicured, the perfect tan.. deep bright eyes. Long eyelashes. Full lips.

Anyway I cant stop thinking of him watching me sleep and me opening me eyes to him in front of my face. I felt like a Disney Princess!! Sleeping Beauty Bitch :D

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Comments ( 9 )
  • Bazinga

    A boy's finger in a girl's butthole does sound flirty. Maybe he likes you.

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  • freelarking

    Just get married already, but please don't fucking procreate.

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  • Somenormie

    Not really that normal.

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  • John671671

    Are you gonna fuck him?

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  • SmokeEverything

    Sounds like he wants to eat you and not in a good way

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  • YE

    I don't know of any Disney Princesses who took fingers in their buttholes.

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    • megadriver

      Lol. That's the part Disney didn't show you, but some princesses can be complete whores. Just look at Snow white... she's taking it from 7 dwarfs and then a prince...

      Red riding hood and the wolf - Oohh what big *ahem* you have...

      Beauty has a thing for freaks and fell in love with a mutant man-lion thing with horns.

      Cinderella wears glass shoes! What kinda fucked up foot fetishist wears glass shoes!?

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      • YE

        Saturday Night Live did a sketch about the less known side of the Disney female characters, it's called 'Disney Housewives', you should YouTube it.

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  • my_life_my_way

    The butthole thing is just nasty and disgusting.

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