Is it normal that i keep an excel spreadsheet of all my sexual partners?

My excel sheet called Bed.xlsx has 8 columns.

Column 1: Name. Self-explanatory.

Column 2: Age. Self-explanatory.

Column 3: Date. Self-explanatory.

Column 4: "G" which stand for "Give." This column is what I did to the person. This can often differ from "R", the next column.

Column 5: "R" which stands for "Receive". This column is what I received from the person. Can often differ from "G", the above column. For example, one can receive oral sex but not reciprocate the action. Thus, "O" will be listed in the column "R". but not in the column "G".

Column 6: Score. A rating from worst (*) to best (*****). This takes into consideration the entire experience. Even the same person can have drastically different scores, because each experience is considered as a separate row in the sheet.

Column 7: Race. Self-explanatory, where W= White; B=Black; I=Indian; L=Latino.

Column 8: Extra Notes. Where I write tidbits of information I find interesting about the experience. For example, "Slimy/Disgusting" is an extra note in regards to a person's less than satisfactory kissing abilities.

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Comments ( 8 )
  • MadNot2Angry

    Not a spreadsheet, but I maintain a notebook full of my conquests. 100+ entries.

    I note names, places and dates, who did what to whom, as well as a 10 point scale of their bodies.

    Face, chins (I like fat girls), arms, tits, areolas, tummies (REALLY like fat girls), ass, thighs, pussy and weight (Did I mention I love fat women?).

    Some may find this objectifying, I find it erotic.

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  • donuthell45

    this sounds like something one of my grandsons did . he made a chart of his poop and farts. he is eleven.

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  • GodSaveTheQueen

    Hear, hear. A Marquis de Sade for the 21st century. Hopefully, you will submit your story to "Twisted Biographies" so that I use your ideas to expand my routine with Lady Chatterley.

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  • sexysonofsam

    I personally got tired of your ramblings after column "B", fuck off and get a life!

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  • dindu_nuffin

    Youre smart enough to maintain an Excel spreadsheet, but dumb enough to have a column for race that includes "Black" as an option. Hard to understand whats going on in your head, bud.

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    • drpepper1992

      It received one star anyways. Lesson learned.

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      • ______________

        I'm going to call you an asshole, not care, and leave.

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  • Waterfairy

    You're a complete jerk. What do you take girls for anyway.

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