Is it normal that i have animal urges

It all started back in June. I got my job at a small local zoo. Soon enough, the thoughts started happening. Especially around the penguins. Don't even get me started on the Lemurs. I like to dress them in human clothes. A monkey in drag just gets me in a certain way. Reminds me of my grandma.It's bad. I'm thinking about taking one home...

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  • johnho

    You are an animal. Oh and leave the mushrooms alone if you can't handle them.

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  • pixie44

    this is total BS

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    • 55588

      i think you should shut your mouth. Even if someone is just seeking attention (i dont think this one is) then being an attention lover is their problem, and you should at lest try to be exepting.

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      • pixie44

        My mouth is shut you dumb ass. I'm typing on a fucking computer. Stop being ignorant you fucking troll. And wtf is "exepting"? You can't even spell the word accepting. Bye Felicia.

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  • Niggaballs

    NAW THAT AINT NORMAL UNLESS THE ASS FAT

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  • sega31098

    lol no.

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  • reminiscent

    Quit your job get help
    Do not steal an animal

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