Is it normal that i hate it that people eat bananas in public?

I do not like seeing banana eating in public. It is indecorous and immodest. We can all see what you look like when giving a blow job, you need to put it away. I always break a banana off and eat it that way, I never put it directly in my mouth like a dick. Not in public anyway.

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Based on 96 votes (26 yes)
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Comments ( 43 )
  • Energy

    Oh for fuck's sake. Grow up.

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    • Don't swear at me.

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  • howaminotmyself

    What a terrible blow job.

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    • Loll, well it looks like a bj until they bite.

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  • mrkrule

    True facts: Eating bananas makes you gay.

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    • your69buddy

      Even if it's on a Sunday?

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  • Holzman_67

    yeah all those monkeys eat dick

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  • Avant-Garde

    Would you rather them shove it up themselves while in public?

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    • Yes, that would be at least funny or weird.

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  • derpyderp

    If someone annoys me I like to slowly eat a banana while looking them right in the eye

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  • deepthought33

    What about popsicles? Ice cream cones?

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    • The licking action is not something I like to watch especially unattractive people licking. But there is no other way to eat those things, so I have to allow them that.

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  • I sometimes like to watch women eat bananas and hot-dogs, so I guess you're not the only one who notices somethings sexual about the stuff.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    My mom breaks up bananas in small pieces and puts them in her mouth. She hates sex that much.

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    • kitkat4me

      My mom loves it so much, that she has 6 other kids then me. and the youngest is 1 month, and she breastfeeds and shes on birth control now

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      • wistfulmaiden

        wow

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        • kitkat4me

          Yeah. Wow.

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  • CanadianCowboy

    Unless it's a hot chick then no I don't like it either

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  • Potatoskins

    I scrape my teeth on the banana and shape it so it looks like a person.

    Y'all are weirdos.

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  • qwertyuytrewq

    Lol.

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  • k10101010101010101010

    wtf ever, stupid troll

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  • wistfulmaiden

    Im allergic to bananas. And avocados.

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  • ToxicCrayons

    how severe is your autism?

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    • It's more to the mild side, than very severe.

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      • ToxicCrayons

        cool man
        now i make sure to always eat bananas in public

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        • To piss me off? Are you one of those who don't like autistic people?

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  • Avant-Garde

    Do you have a problem when people eat other phallic foods?

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    • Yes

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    The image of a pretty dude suggestively eating a while chocolate covered frozen banana just came to mind. Man, I have a pervy mind. lol.

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    • Yes I think I like men doing it, just not women.

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  • theotherblonde

    okkkkk............ I would think hotdogs would bother you more since they kind of look like it,but it takes all kinds

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  • GreyWulfen

    Maybe your dick is envying the banana.

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    • your69buddy

      LOL - You are awesome. Banana envy. Don't we all? ;-)

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    • Didn't mean to be mean, sorry. And anyway I don't have a dick, as I'm female.

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    • Maybe you like thinking about my dick.

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  • wobblywarrior

    That's just fine. It reminds you of something sexually explicit, It's perfectly fine to dislike it.

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    • It's something sexually explicit, done in an off-putting way. It doesn't look sexy. I have nothing against people wearing sexy clothes etc.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Whoever taught you to give blow jobs kinda got taught you wrong. Let me give you a hint; NO TEETH! I may be old, but let me assure you, I still do not gum my bananas, I chew them. WITH TEETH! Now where did you see your dick going?

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  • 21% normal? 79% of you are *%<%<$%^<erks.

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    • GreyWulfen

      I just like bananas. And I always make sure to eat them in an extra-sexual way.

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      • If you said that to annoy me...well .i don't mind men eating bananas, I like it if they are attractive.

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        • deepthought33

          This reply gave me a clue to the real problem possibly. This thing might actually be...your fetish. You're kind of at odds with it though.
          Like, I have an extreme aversion to little kids wetting their pants. It freaks me out and grosses me out even though I know it's one of my fetishes. I'd had a couple close calls when I was little that I absolutely hated BUUUT, one of my very first childhood fantasies were actually of me wetting myself. So what do I say to that?

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          • You def live up to your nickname. So I'm at odds with a fetish....interesting.

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