Is it normal that i fucking hate being tickled?

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I get that it looks cute, but to me it just isn't. I like pranks only up to a point, which is why I usually slap people across the face and then start screaming at them and/or continuously start screaming at them while they curl up and "look" like they want to die. In all honesty I'm a very "sadistic" person, obviously. Just because I look masochistic doesn't mean that I am. lol sorry that's probably why my family is dead. :/ it wasn't me, they all just kinda did their own stuff by accident (completely by accident, honestly). so yeah, when i tell you to fuck the fuck up you probably should lmao. Just because you like your weird shit doesn't mean that I do, honesty.

Please don't tickle me or even suggest it. just because my nerve endings exist doesn't mean that i want them to.D:

this is me:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Yikes, I was being serious when some of aren't kinky, Jesus wtf is wrong with you guys.

This is why I like to scream in people's faces. Literally. :D it works fuckers lol

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  • Tinybird
    2 years ago

    Somebody has had too much Pepsi today

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    • Curiouskitten444
      2 years ago

      Im not on drugs i just wanted a pepsi mom!

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  • RoseIsabella
    2 years ago

    Houston, we have an edge lord!

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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    I have that feeling, I dislike it when my mom or my friends do it to me but I try not making a scene if I am outside.

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  • DADNSCAL
    2 years ago

    Me too. I’m so ticklish that once in a rehearsal for the high school play I was on a couch with this girl and she touched me and found out that was stupid ticklish. She started tickling me and I cummed in my pants.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    2 years ago

    One time I was literally shopping in a fucking sex shop with my ex-boyfriend and people kept sneaking up on me telling me to yell that "i like ice" while my ex-boyfirend kept telling to shut up.

    That same night I got drunk at a pizza place and then basically ran out of the bathroom afterwards because i didn't enough of a shit to make eye contact with anyone.

    apparently this look rude but I clearly don't give a shit lmao

    honestly making alcohol is pretty easy, i just don't wanna accidently explode by mixing the wrong ingredients. :(

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