Is it normal that i fart in my meal then eat it as if nothing has happened?

I have always been a fan of my Grandmother Perpuda's spaghetti bolognaise. When I was 15 (I am now 18) I began cooking it for myself, friends if they came around and more often at dinner parties, but I had never been able to get the seasoning right. One day, I had experienced a tummy bug and was having uncontrollable wind and as I was planning a dinner party the next day, I made the sauce the night before. I accidently passed wind onto the sauce, and I was disgusted at first but then after the stench had passed I whacked out a teaspoon and tasted it - this offered a unique but lovely taste to the sauce. I shared the sauce out and at the dinner party everyone complimented my special sauce. Since then I have been force-farting on all of my food - even Trifle and creamy things such as Ice-Cream. Also, whenever I get a McDonalds or KFC it never tastes right until I fart onto it. Is this normal?

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24% Normal
Based on 89 votes (21 yes)
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Comments ( 13 )
  • SkullsNBones

    I don't see why you should stop at farting, I say drop a liquid stinker in there!

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  • This is great, troll stories about farting are always funny. Always.

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  • zorpoxtheconqueror

    Yuck! Atleast you didnt follow through

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  • Acton98

    Fart from the heart, not your ass.

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  • Acton98

    You were 15/18 and planning for a dinner party.lol
    And how do you "accidently" fart into the sauce?
    I mean honestly, I'm a cook and I say this is complete crap.

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  • ChuvPuvDaKwuv

    Totally normal man! Keep up the good work!

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  • drego551

    I voted yes :/

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  • danny79

    do it all the time.

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    • Jamierae

      No this is not normal!! Not trying
      to make you feel bad, but that is one sick practice. I can't imagine the logistics of farting in food!

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  • crimson1211

    Lmmfao this is funny

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  • Wendell

    Nohohohohohooolll!

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  • xXScYtHeXx

    1/10 for making me reply.

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  • emi.l.y

    Who the hell voted yes on this?... It is not normal & quite disgusting tbh...

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