Is it normal that i do things that make me go to the dentist?

I purposefully neglect my oral hygiene and consume things that I know I shouldn't, just so I can visit my smoking-hot dentist more often. I also don't bother brushing or flossing before a cleaning so that she'll have to spend more time cleaning my teeth.

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Based on 31 votes (6 yes)
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Comments ( 5 )
  • Terence_the_viking

    She's probably repulsed by now.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Seeing a pretty face is not worth losing your teeth over, Op.

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  • howaminotmyself

    The dentist doesn't clean your teeth. How have you not noticed this if you go so frequently?

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  • WonderGuy0103

    Only if you want to lose your teeth by your 30's

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  • chained_rage

    Chicks dig it when they have to clean all that nasty shit out your teeth.

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