Is it normal that i ask hot guys at subway to spit in my food?

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That stupid pedo freak aside, I enjoy eating at subway. Whenever an attractive man makes my sandwich I nicely ask if he can spit in it. I've understandably gotten more weird looks and lopsided smiles than what I want, but I enjoy my food twice as much when a cute guy has spit into it.

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Based on 69 votes (8 yes)
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  • anti-hero
    8 years ago

    Why not ask them to pump one off on your food?

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    • skilful_soldier
      8 years ago

      You want to cut off your leg because you believe in your mind you are an amputee.

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  • Youngmarried
    8 years ago

    iv done it before without people (women) knowing

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  • Steve2
    8 years ago

    That's a really great way to get an infection.

    If you people all want to get serious illnesses and kill yourselves off, then be my guest. The world is overpopulated, after all.

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    • skilful_soldier
      8 years ago

      You pretend to be smart on the internet all day because you are a fat loser with no friends.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    8 years ago

    This was a troll post and I hate germs.

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