Is it normal that i am attracted to a scorpion in a video game?

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whenever I see him, i get a funny feeling in my body and my heart races! and think he is just so cute. i want him as a pet, and a bit more...
i masturbate to this scorpion daily but know my dreams are impossible with a real scorpion, especially the things i want to do with the stinger
last night i dreamed i was petting and hugging him, and then we were making love in bed together.
i dont think this is right pls help me is it normal?

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    What game?

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  • Anonnet
    9 years ago

    I'm going to guess Skarner (League of Legends), or Skorupi (Pokemon). Only video game scorpions of merit that come to mind.

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    • mylittlescorpion
      9 years ago

      Yes you're right Earthrune Skarner is adorable! <3

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    • sluttysally69me
      9 years ago

      Drapion too. Id let him stab my pikachu any night

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  • GunnerKing
    9 years ago

    Totally normal.I get off to Ellie from the last of us on rule 34.Feels soooooo good.

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  • seekelp
    9 years ago

    This is a great post. God bless you, OP.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    he can rock yall like a hurricane

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  • blacklady
    9 years ago

    if its scorpion from mortal kombat then yes its normal

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  • Swan_Theif9854
    9 years ago

    I'm more of a Sub-zero girl myself lol But yeah I can tell your for real. It sucks having fictional crushes because it isn't real, but it is normal, especially within the anime and gaming community.

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  • Legion
    9 years ago

    many people either do or have had crushes on fictional characters, some even with not so human characters. I had a bit of a crush on Renamon when I was younger.

    a scorpion is a little different, but hey, who am i to judge!

    incidentally, does this scorpion character have any traits you would like to have in a partner, cause that can play a part in the attraction, especially in non-human(oid) characters, it certainly played a big part in a more recent character crush of mine.

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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago

    Well if you mean from Mortal Kombat then alright. You can have a pass

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    It's only normal if it is The Scorpion King.

    http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31100000/Mathyus-Bare-chested-the-scorpion-king-31167405-801-419.png

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  • GunnerKing
    9 years ago

    The Last Of Us

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  • dameda
    9 years ago

    You mean the main character of Just Cause 2?

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  • disthing
    9 years ago

    Nnnnnnnope.

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