Is it normal that i always have to take a bowel movement while in public?

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I noticed that I always have to take a bowel movement while I am in public. I could use the restroom before I get on public transportation and all of a sudden I have the urge to have a bowel movement. It starts off small and then builds up to the point where I am squeezing hard to hold it in and praying that nobody smells me.....Im being serious, sometimes it feels like a normal movement but most of the time it feels like diarrhea. Ive gone as far as making sure I dont eat before I leave the house so I can avoid embarassment. Is that normal? I would hate for someone to smell it. A few years back I had a memory of a friend holding in poop while on the train. I remember it smelling so bad that people were turning their noses the other way. I dont want to be that guy. This hilarious tid bit out of my life is really F'ing with me and I am fed up.

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  • Chillpill
    11 years ago

    Here's a theory: are you mostly sedentary at home? The act of walking (I assume you need to walk to the subway station) is quite stimulating to the digestive tract. If so you could try doing some knee-bends at home to bring on the BM there.
    By now it could also have become a self-fulfilling prophecy. You feel anxious about it. Adrenaline gets released. BM ensues!

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    Sorry to burst your bubble, but your friend had already shit his pants and was just too embarrassed to tell you.

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  • oops91
    11 years ago

    lmao. I guess I really am that weird. ill prob have to go to the doctor whenever I get the time. No i dont smuggle paddies lol.

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    Never been in a situation where I could smell that someone had to shit. o.o Haha, sounds like just bad luck, or maybe it's happened so often that now you're thinking about it, and sort of unintentionally causing it to happen. :P

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  • thinkingaboutit
    11 years ago

    have a bowel movement. not take a bowel movement.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      Why not, it gives new meaning to the term "turd burglar" ? :D

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