Is it normal that i absolutely, positively cannot stand preggos & their spawn?

Yes, its true. Those oh-so-adorable little beasts our women fire out of their vaginas the very moment they become able to be pregnant otherwise known as babies make my blood boil. If I see one in public, no matter if the kid is misbehaving or not, I just want to punt the stupid thing. In my opinion, kids aren't worth the trouble. They're blood sucking, screaming, crying, money-grubbing sticky, snot-faced little monsters that all need to die.

And then theirs expectant mothers. They inspire the same reaction of hatred and disgust in me and I'd like nothing more than to give them a nice hard kick to their bulbous, disgusting womb. They act like having a child is their biggest accomplishment to date, when all they're doing is adding to the already massive world population, and adding to my growing annoyance at it all. Honestly, I think that abortions should become mandatory and adoptions should become free/very cheap until the god damn population thins a bit. Besides, no one wants to pay $25k+ just to take care of someone else's accident.

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Comments ( 8 )
  • charli.m

    No one says you have to like kids but fuck dude...serious anger issues there...

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  • flax

    You are aware that they do grow up, right? And one day when you are old and frail and in a nursing home needing someone to wipe your ass for you, it may just be one of the children from this generation. Good luck with that.

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  • GuessWho

    You were once a vaginal projectile too!

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    What a strange thing to be so passionate about. Who will take care of our old fragile asses when there is no next generation?

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  • dappled

    Well, to deal with this practically, enforced and sudden population reduction causes as many problems as it solves. China's "one baby" policy has led to a population made up of more old people than can be supported by the now lesser numbers of youth.

    Moving towards your "zero baby" policy could be catastrophic in terms of a missing generation. Any more than one generation and you might curtail all human life on this planet. The end of humanity seems an awfully overblown reaction to the fact that one person dislikes pregnant people.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    I am sorry but I cant read this and not laugh. (IIN That I absolutely, positively cannot stand preggos & their spawn?) Just the title in itself. You do realize you were once a spawn of a pregnant mother. Does that mean you would go back in time and eliminate yourself like a terminator? HOW DARE CHILDREN EXISTS! BE 21 already you little bastards. I guess you are regretting being born a baby right? Get therapy because all this self hating is bad for you.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I can't stand them either! Thank you for writing this truthful rant!

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