Is it normal that every time i'm near a cop i feel very horny?

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I find it hard to be near cops because I start feeling really horny and have an urge to have sex with them. Talking to a cop is challenging because if I make eye contact for long periods of time, I naturally give the cop a sexual facial expression. Especially if the cop looks at my boobs I have a tough time controlling myself. I follow the law and if I have to talk to a cop it's usually questioning me about a crime that occurred near by.

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Based on 34 votes (22 yes)
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  • Aries
    8 years ago | pl

    *looks down at badge , looks back with smile*

    Normal xD

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Just how big are your man-boobs? I'd think it quite dangerous for a gay guy to hit on a straight guy who carries a gun.

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    • Crusades|
      8 years ago

      You're such a homoe phoebe

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        No way, no howie, no wowie. Maui is far far away.

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  • howaminotmyself
    8 years ago

    Is it really that difficult to control ones urges?

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    My wiseassery kicks up a notch when I'm around cops.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I hate cops.

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago

      Hey, I thought you said you were a cop a long time ago.

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      • [Old Memory]
        8 years ago

        No, I almost did become a state trooper, but I decided not to.

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        • RoseIsabella
          8 years ago

          Oh okay, right on, but now my image of you for the past couple of years is shattered.
          :-'(

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  • Thorolf
    7 years ago

    Have you tried dating one?

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  • TrustMeImLying
    8 years ago

    https://youtu.be/2eZSKen1Vgc

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  • 1knotted
    8 years ago

    My ques. 2 originator would be - do your feelings occur around the cLock?? If not, it could be that you're more interested in the 'Night stick' than the 'sap'

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  • NathanScot
    8 years ago

    Only on halloween.

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  • NathanScot
    8 years ago

    Replace the cop with a female doctor...thats me.

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    • Crusades|
      8 years ago

      You're a female doctor?

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    • VirgilManly
      8 years ago

      I always ask them to check me for prostate and testicular cancer. It's the only way I can get a woman to stick her finger in my ass and play with my balls.

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    • LuxM4G
      8 years ago

      Same here, even the ones that are more than 15 years older than me ;P

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  • Cliche1234
    8 years ago

    What the heck...o.0

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    Very understandable. Most women like jerks.

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