Is it normal that all i ever wanted to be since childhood, was a hitman?

Ever since I was old enough to remember, I wanted to be a hitman.

As long as non of my 'targets' tried to make friends with me or anything I always thought it would be a piece of piss.

Distance killing, both physically & emotionally.

Little chance of being caught.

Good hours.

Well paid, I'd imagine, I'm not really a hitman so not 100% sure on what they make per annum.

I'm not a freak, I wouldn't want to kill for fun or fuck my victims dead mouths or anything, it would purely be a business.

And I'm old(ish) so yeah, I've had these urges since way before I saw Leon, before anyone asks....

Is this normal?

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41% Normal
Based on 46 votes (19 yes)
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Comments ( 11 )
  • deepthought33

    I had a long list of things I wanted to be when I grew up. Spy was one of them lol.

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  • randomjelly

    Waste of space.

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  • Echoes

    Is your life really that boring?

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  • queer_basher

    You pulled the wings off flies when you were little, didn't you? You were the fat kid that never got picked for sports. I'd go even further and say you're probably ginger. Am I close? Do I win a prize?

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  • Juniper

    play assassin's creed, then you can play out your fantasy

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  • Boredbastard

    sure it's normal..

    i'd really like that job, but i think it would be too risky.

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  • jimdog

    Where im from heres paramilitary organiseations, i done abit of work for them when i got out of the army, kind of along the lines ur talking about its sole crushing i wouldnt recommend it unless ur sure u can cope with it.

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  • SassyFrassyLassie_old

    Lame.

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  • reillyhawkins

    if it was normal there would probably be a lot more hitmen in the world. but that doesnt mean its wrong to think that. just find out how to go about it and get it done.

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  • marley56

    They make about 10 - 30 thousand per contract. Read "ice man", it's about an incredibly famous contract killer. Very interesting.

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  • MercedesBenz

    Its good to have ambition. What a great occupation!

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