Is it normal take offense when black people with straight hair disrespectmyafro

I'm not sure what color my skin is. It's kind of olive but with hints of orange and pink. i guess you can call me white if you'd like, standardized test and government census forms do. i am white and i have an afro, and not one with loose curls, it's so legit that sometimes old black women will dig through it and look for my scalp, just to make sure i'm not joking on them and wearing a wig, and i think that it's cute. i don't do anything to make my hair like this, in fact until recently i didn't wash it for years but now i use soap and rub herbs and fruit in it. i didn't have an afro until puberty hit and most of my family doesn't either. it seems like every woman in my moms family has one afro headed child, like it's a skip-around curse or blessing. i know this is a long story but i guess my point is, that i take mild offense when a black person with chemically straightened hair insults me for having an afro. it's like they aren't just being hateful to me, but to themselves and their whole people, even the proud ones still in africa, and the people that were beaten up in the 1960's and 1970's that wore their heritage proudly, as i wear mine. i put up with a lot of shit anyway living in a small southern town, and i think it's fucked that i have to put up with it from black people that have put harmful chemicals on themselves and went through that discomfort to conform to the white man's standards. also it pisses me off when anyone calls it a jewfro. i have nothing against jewish people, but don't like referring to a person as "a jew", and don't think you should assume you know someone's faith or ethnicity based on one physical characteristic. i usually respond with an equally idiotic stereotype out of irony, and the person usually walks away offended. this isn't something i cry about or that i think has traumatized me, it's mostly just confusing and i want these people to leave the tiny box they live in and think. i've tried to explain it but nothing gets through. Is it normal that i get offended, by the disrespectful black people and the jewfro remarks?

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  • flutterhigh

    You should hide a tape player inside it with a recording of a lion's roar. Then people will know what's up. Then they'll respect you.

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    • good idea. i do identify with lions, us both having manes and a harem...

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  • chicken471bologna

    I bet you look like that one guy from LMFAO.

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    • AssBurgers

      He isn't white though, he's mixed race.

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  • Man, nigga fuck them niggas hatin on yo shizznit, you best straight regulate them niggas to show that props that you deserve.

    Punk ass niggas jump up to get beat down. Fixing to spark some metal on they azz.

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    • nightmare28

      Can somebody translate this?

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      • sograceful

        "Good sir, disregard the others who disrespect your fabulous hair. You should beat them to show them that you deserve their respect.

        Simpletons like them deserve to be shown their place. I am planning on branding them like cattle(?)."

        ...well it was an attempt.

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      • Nigga you got beef? U think I ain't bout it bout it?

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        • nightmare28

          What dictionary or translator (English to Ebonics) do you use?

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  • Justsomejerk

    My white cuz has a fro. I think they're badass.

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  • dafuq

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    I'm not even going to get in to how ironic it is that people who should know what oppression is like and how much it hurts would try to put others down.

    Afros kick ass. They kick more ass when it's on a hot, tall, ebony beauty though. Just saying. If they don't like it then fuck 'em. They're probably negative assholes in other areas of their lives too.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    tell them to stfu and walk away

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  • I don't think they straighten their hair to conform to anything to do with white man standards.

    It's called personal preference.

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  • Riddler

    Do you got a Jewfro?

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  • ccjigsaw

    I was reading this trying to be serious and such but when I read "jewfro" and I cracked. I don't know what it is about about those Jews, but it gets me every time

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  • pisspotpeehole

    Hey now. You know what People of Color had straight hair? James Brown. Cab Calloway. If you don't know who those brothazz are, find 'em on iTunes, they're pretty fly. You know who had a big funked-up afro? Lenny half-Jewish Kravitz. I think that pretty much rests the fuckin' case on straight vs. afro. Conk your shit out like a water buffalo and get on the good foot!

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  • GuessWho

    *** TROLL ALERT ***
    Quite convincing, but I still think you're a troll. (to OP)

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    • troll of not, i still have great hair, a blank stare, and a bejeweled navel.

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  • I take offense to afros in general...what are you hiding in there? drugs? guns? porn? food? extra socks?

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    • welfare checks?

      Wait was that over the line?

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      • no welfare checks here. i work for my money, and what the government takes from me turns into bombs and welfare checks and police with batons and guns that like to take my friends and me to jail. i write computer programs for EDM wire machines, to make parts for commercial buildings, computers, cars, airplanes, ipods, hurricane louvers, and other things that i think are unimportant but are the components of your crystal edifice.

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        • Ah, correction.

          OUR crystal edifice.

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          • dalmationUntoyourSoul

            it's a dostoevsky reference. i buy russian novels with my welfare checks.

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      • lol

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  • TheElegantEscape

    I'm Asian and my uncle has a fro!(; i think frost are sexy

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  • BlackDays

    Funny. but seriously, I've encountered the same type of situation. I don't have a 'fro, but some black people think they have the right to give me nasty looks about my hair. Fuck youuuuuuuuu! Read some history and learn, muthafuckahhhhhhhh!!

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  • BASEDOFWG

    Yeah i don't straighten my hair but I use shampoo & conditioner i don't know if that's considered chemical but i just like the way it makes my hair feel. It doesn't have anything to do with betraying my race.

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  • weirdlan

    that was fucking hilarious

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  • Marisol

    Yes, it is normal for you to be offended by their remarks. Just relax. Let them know that you don't care about what they say. Ignore them. They're just jealous. Just because they don't have an afro does not mean that a white person cannot :P :D

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