Is it normal t o steal people's spectacles?

Ever since I can remember I have adored people who wear spectacles. I'd always notice anyone who wore them and look deeply into the frame the lense the shape and the colour. And agree with myself that yeah they would suit me. I'd then make my move like a hungry lion, and snatch the spectacles right from the human and run away feeling proud of the new addition to my collection. Unfortunately, I have never needed spectacles I cannot tell you how heartbroken I was each time I'd visit the eye clinic and I'd hear the words 'perfect vision'. I'd see all the spectacles on display and I'd almost get turned on. I have tried everything to make my eye sight deteriorate from citrus juice to neat bleach. I'm nearly invincible. But my love for spectacles will never fade. Does anyone else out there share my love?