Iin, quitting job to hunt bigfoot?

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I want to quit my job with flair so I was planning on telling my boss I am leaving to devote more time to hunting bigfoot (samsquanch).

Trouble began when I started getting into character to make this lie more believable. Now I have spent over $1200 on equipment and 8 days so far hiking in the woods pretending to look for bigfoot and I think I am on his trail.

Should I think up a better lie that I hopefully won't get sucked into so bad? Quitting without flair is not an option. Maybe I should say I got accepted to a barbershop quartet and I don't have time for this job no more.

tell the truth about bigfoot 12
make up a new lie 9
show up drunk 7
dress up as the boss' wife 11
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  • Kookulainamus
    7 years ago

    FLAIR indeed. Be sure to send pictures and short notes to your boss and ex-coworkers as the hunt progresses. Many of the other co-workers may soon quit to follow exotic dreams when they marvel at your adventures.

    You could also kidnap a garden gnome from your bosses house, and send him pictures of the gnome lounging at the bar and beach from sexy tropical party locations.

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  • mikhaildb
    7 years ago

    This reeks of bullshit but it's funny.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      My life is a joke to you?

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  • _Jesus_
    7 years ago

    The funniest thing of this entire post is that you actually think that it's funny. This is so sub standard. You should just end your life and spare yourself from misery.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      I'm an athiest so nothing Jesus says means anything to me.

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  • Shackleford96
    7 years ago

    What kind of equipment have you invested in so far?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      ghillie suit, cameras, camping gear, scents and lures, Jack Link's beef jerky

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      • Shackleford96
        7 years ago

        Don't forget the night vision!

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  • MauriceLikesChicks1015
    7 years ago

    Bigfoot isn't real if you're looking for Bigfoot then search "Humans"...

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  • Azaman
    7 years ago

    Trailer park boys :) ... I like the show up drunk option, do that.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Completely wasted or just a beer buzz?

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      • Azaman
        7 years ago

        Wasted! Just be sure to take a cab.

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      • LittleGirlRapedAndSodomised#R5
        7 years ago

        Go to the office and light a 500 pack black cat brick and go out with a bang.

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  • Digsbie
    7 years ago

    Bigfoot is real

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      I hope so because I need to make my money back for the bigfooting expenses.

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