Is it normal people hate me

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I've been one month in college and I still feel like I don't belong in any group at all, I've had people want to fight me for no reason (that I know of) and I don't even talk that much, I usually stay inside the classroom on my cellphone until the next class comes. I do have a very acid sense of humor but I think I know how to control it... I don't even use it until I feel very comfortable. Maybe that's the reason I've never had a girlfriend either. What am I doing wrong?

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  • NoNotJesus
    7 years ago

    See that is the beauty of humor. It can logical or illogical. Real or fake. Now how the person interprets the joke is entirely up to them. Apparently you aren't amused. I apologize if my non death/violent humor isn't your steez. Just find a girl with similar tastes and you will be fine. Otherwise. I will take you shopping for the best hand lotion and cotton toilet paper we can get with my Kroger discount card. Should be awesome.

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    • _Jesus_
      7 years ago

      Brother?

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      • NoNotJesus
        7 years ago

        ummm. I don't think we are related. I'm Lucifer. Pleased to meet you!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Non death/violent humor can be really good, but not when it is founded off of random stuff, that's why ''random'' humor gets so much hate, so there's a friendly tip, nothing personal, bai m8.

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      • Tealights
        7 years ago

        After reading everything here, part of the problem is you're too critical of others and feel some things should be a certain way to be effective or otherwise it's shit. Not sure how much you do this in your day to day life, but it's showing a lot in just these few post.

        It's possible to find people with similar taste in humor, like maybe JTHM is something you may like and there are plenty out there who like humor similar to this. However, you can't be so quick to judge.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          7 years ago

          I've already read that comic haha, Jhonen Vasquez. I'm not looking for people with dark humor, there are plenty of light hearted comedians that make me laugh, Arin Hanson is an example.

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  • Raquel000
    7 years ago

    You need to increase your EQ

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    • Tempest-au
      7 years ago

      Ecstasy Quotient? Are drugs really the answer?

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      • Raquel000
        7 years ago

        You are kidding , right? :/
        Emotional intelligence =EQ

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        • Tempest-au
          7 years ago

          Kidding? Why would I consult a small goat on this important topic!

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          • Raquel000
            7 years ago

            Lol .. You are more stupid than i thought .. I would say you are like a donkey but then i would have to apologize to the donkey so lets say you got an A+ for being dump as a fu*k lol

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            • Tempest-au
              7 years ago

              Clearly sarcasm is lost on you.

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    Where is the ppl hate you evidence?

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  • Blue_Velvet
    7 years ago

    You say you usually stay inside the classroom on your cellphone until the next class comes. I don't think people hate you, but i think they see that you have no interest in getting to know them. Try join a birthday party or other party they arrange, i don't know how old you are, but if you are old enough, you could have a drink or two to "losen" up. Other than that i don't know, maybe add some of your classmates on facebook? Good luck.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      I did say college, so that would make me an adult. I don't approach them because I think they do not even want me close, it's a vicious cycle.

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      • Blue_Velvet
        7 years ago

        Only if you make it vicious.

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  • NoNotJesus
    7 years ago

    I guess i see your logic in that aspect. However I don't think she would approve of it. You see, not only is she a Crip and a member of ISIS. She is also a gorilla. And with your sense of humor she would assume that you believe that Harambe was killed for the better. Which would ultimately lead to you doing the same thing you are doing now. Posting anonymously on websites out of fear that someone might know who you are. Cheers mate!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      You are just spouting nonsense now, either make up a logical joke or stop. ''Yeah, but you see, I am Superman'' that is not funny or anything, that's just lazy.

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  • NoNotJesus
    7 years ago

    See the thing about ISIS is that they dont have a preset way of butchering. They will kill an ice cream man because he doesnt sell hummus. And thus deem him an infidel for selling delectable frozen treats. And my girlfriend is a crip. So yea. I am dating a member of ISIS.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Well then I'll date your girlfriend, she's a member of ISIS, right? Maybe I can fill her with acid and make a retarded radio-active baby. Would make no difference at all seeing who she was paired with.

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  • NoNotJesus
    7 years ago

    You want to date a member of ISIS. Tell her you have an acid sense of humor and that you can make plutonium with it.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      You want to date a member of ISIS. Offer your family's head for their daily butchering, no encephalic loss = no lives lost.

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  • NoNotJesus
    7 years ago

    Now by acid, do you mean your sense of humor is corrosive? and if that is the case, What woman would want a guy to go down on her and he has acid inside of him?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      No, by acid I mean your neurons apparently do not connect too frequently in order for you to interpret things non-literally.

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