Is it normal or ok to piss on the side of a car?

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The question really is, is it ok to the car if you piss on it. growing up in the city, two parked cars = public bathroom when you needed a quick piss. I usually pissed against the car as a kid, and did it all the time since. Not that I do this a lot, but it happens.

So last weekend, out at a bar, we left and I forgot to piss, so I told my friends to wait, ran over between a couple cars, and pissed. my one friend ran over to tease me, and saw me pissing on side of the car. After that we debated if it was a big deal or not. I'm thinking its just like water and rain gets on cars, so no big deal. He thought the piss would eat the paint.

Vote normal if you think it doesn't hurt the paint, not normal if you think it hurts the paint.

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Based on 35 votes (16 yes)
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  • Y-B-Normal
    6 years ago

    As long as I get to watch... ;)

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  • peepeepoopoo
    6 years ago

    Yes it's normal. I don't mind if you piss on mine either.

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    • Boojum
      6 years ago

      Oh, admit it: you wouldn't mind if he pissed on your shoes and tracked right up your leg.

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  • Boojum
    6 years ago

    I guess you must suffer from priapism? Can't think of any other rational reason why you can't point your penis at the ground.

    It's very unlikely your urine is so corrosive that it will damage paintwork, but urinating on the bodywork of cars is a childish and uncouth thing to do. And, like Nickvey says, it's likely you're getting splattered with droplets of your own urine when you do this. If you get off on smelling like piss, feel free to persist. If you'd like to urinate like a grown man, aim so it lands far away from you.

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    you covered yourself in micro splatter of urine. typically a city dweller is so dumb they never consider it. this is so funny . what an idiot.

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    • nobodynose
      6 years ago

      You get micro splatter from standing too close to a urinal, relax over there "non city-dweller"

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      • McBean
        6 years ago

        Angle piss dude. When the urine stream hits the car at a 45 degree angle or so, the micro-splatter misses you. That's common urban knowledge.

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    I think it's a disgusting and uncouth thing to do, and I grew up in the fourth largest city in the country. If some big guy catches you pissing on his car and beats the shit out of you I sure as hell ain't gonna feel sorry for your nasty ass. It's a gross thing to do and it's disrespectful of the car owner and their property. Urine flowing on the city streets should never be an acceptable thing. People who piss in the street look like scumbags.

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    • Murun
      6 years ago

      Pissing in the street is ok.. Just not on people's property!

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  • Hoovy
    6 years ago

    I don't think that it will hurt the paint, but it is not normal. Seriously, wtf?

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  • Sadperson
    6 years ago

    pretty crap

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  • SmokeEverything
    6 years ago

    It wont hurt the paint but I think you should save your piss for the cars of those who deserve it vs. indiscriminately peeing on peoples stuff

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    • Boojum
      6 years ago

      The only guys who deserve to have their cars pissed on are guys who piss on other people's cars.

      Which raises an interesting question: would the OP piss on his own car?

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      • Blade884
        6 years ago

        Thats a fair question, and I guess I would more if I knew it didn't hurt the paint. Thus why I asked this.

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  • Endless
    6 years ago

    That's fucking hilarious!😂

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    most men can piss in a urinal without having to piss on the wall i guess your cock is too short to point it down so the stream runs down the wall without splatter.

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  • nobodynose
    6 years ago

    Use the cars to cover yourself if you HAVE to pee outside, but don't pee on someone else's car? try a storm drain

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  • Murun
    6 years ago

    Pissing on someone else's car is abhorrent behaviour. Piss on your own car if you like. And yes, it will damage paint.

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