Is it normal old men dying on the toilet?

Every time I go to Starbucks and use the toilet there is some old man taking a nasty shit in the next stall. They moan and make gurgling noises and sound like they are passing their brains through their ass. I get so disgusted I turn out the lights when I leave. I wonder how many old men they find dead on the crapper in these places.

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  • Quintarius

    Lmao

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  • _Crusades

    I guess this is why they call them old farts.

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  • Redcoats

    That's how Elvis went RIP

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    • squirrelgirl

      Some people shuffle off this mortal coil, others shit.

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  • gloryholeflasher

    I like the part where you turn out the lights! You got a sick sense of humor!

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  • RoseIsabella

    That's interesting, I've never been to a Starbucks that a big bathroom with multiple stalls. I call shenanigans!

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    • It's inside a bookstore

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      • RoseIsabella

        Ah yes, the Starbucks inside of Barnes & Noble. I was thinking of the stand alone Starbucks. Maybe the old fart works there?

        Next time this happens if he's still in the toilet after you've washed your hands exclaim loudly, "eat more fiber, grandpa", then run. He can't catch you.
        ;-)

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  • Stand2260by

    Turn off the lights lol bad boys bad boys wu...

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  • flyingnostalgia

    Just you wait...and your time will come

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  • Short4Words

    That tender age when you moan when you shit and piss.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    once elvis died on his terlet nobody could do better

    and why the fuck would anyone go to that overpriced hipster factory anyhow?

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    • i hate the atmosphere but I love the coffee and free internet

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    • Short4Words

      he's the king afterall.

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  • Stinky_Niggers

    I don't think it's that common. There are far worse ways to go.

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