Is it normal my phone get wrecked by semen?

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I was reclining in bed fapping and I think when I cummed my dick was a little bit too pointed up towards my face and as a result a splotch of semen got all over my screen. It would have been fine but I set my phone down after cumming and didn't realize I got semen on it until a few minutes later. Then later that day the screen quick working. Was I being dumb or is this just super unlucky?

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litelander8

4 years ago | pl

Doesitnormalmatteer? lol. Did you rush out to grab a new phone so you could respond to all your other "troll" posts?

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- Doesnormalmatter
  
  4 years ago
  
  What? This isn't my post mate. Not sure where that idea is coming from.
  
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  - leggs91200
    
    4 years ago
    
    Kinda for the same reason that when there is a post about cars or wanting to get rich, we think, "Ahh megadriver..."
    
    Aside that, what ever happened to him and also curious bunny?
    
    Heh, I know I have been here a while when I start wondering whatever happened to so and so.
    
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    - SKDM007
      
      4 years ago
      
      weirdmanfromsouth or fromsouthweirdman (or whatever his name is he got banned loads of times so it changed) is gone too, pretty sure he hooked up with CB and now cb wmfs and cb's boss do threesomes
      
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      - litelander8
        
        4 years ago
        
        Yes.
        
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    - Doesnormalmatter
      
      4 years ago
      
      Well sex is a pretty broad thing and we get a lot more posts about sex compared to cars or getting rich. I mean I kinda get it but whatever. I do post about semen tho and did recently see if you can guess which one hahaha.
      
      I also wondered what happened to CB because there was a point a month or two ago where it was like me and him on all day and we would talk about the radomest sexual shit. He also had some pretty stupid things to debate me about but overall not a bad guy. Megadriver I didn't know either but he was pretty nice I think. Not sure what happened to him either.
      
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dimwitted

4 years ago

Do not send it for repairs. The idea of some innocent repair guy touching your disgusting phone...

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Don't worry I won't I already have a new one it was cheap and old anyways XD
  
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raisinbran

4 years ago

Did the semen get in the headphone jack, charger port or other opening? Turn off the phone completely and bury it in dry rice for 24hrs to let the components dry. Works with water, not sure about semen.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  What does the rice do? I mean this was a week ago and I and replying to you with my new one but thats good to know for next time I guess.
  
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  - leggs91200
    
    4 years ago
    
    NEXT TIME? NEXT TIME?!
    
    You know what? I am done.
    
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  - Boojum
    
    4 years ago
    
    Dry rice absorbs moisture in a gentle way, so it's a good method for drying out electronics.
    
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RoseIsabella

4 years ago

Bullshit! You are most likely a nasty, boring, self obsessed, weirdo-pervert, but as Boojum stated it's highly unlikely that your ejaculate is as corrosive as you are insinuating. What you need to do is to crawl back under the bridge from which you came.

On the 1% chance that you are not just trolling then you should accept the screen malfunction as a sign from the Universe that you clearly fap too much. So stop looking, at pornography and engaging in self-gratification!

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- bleedingdiarhea
  
  4 years ago
  
  😆
  
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- leggs91200
  
  4 years ago
  
  "...the screen malfunction as a sign from the Universe that you clearly fap too much."
  
  Rose, just, oh my goyd hahahaha.
  
  But I bet you he was whacking off to this timeless piece (worry not, it is G rated)-
  https://live.staticflickr.com/6164/6173152893_09787661fd.jpg
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    4 years ago
    
    Oh, I love her! She's such a tragic figure.
    
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- [Old Memory]
  
  4 years ago
  
  LOL
  
  The bridge from which he came...all over his phone.
  
  Hey, this dude's worm was pointed upwards. If his jizz is toxic enough to eat through his phone, how does he not have 3rd degree burns all over his face?
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    4 years ago
    
    The screen was cracked where some of it landed and I had no screen protector. Also it was a cheap samsung phone.
    
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      4 years ago
      
      Seems like a simple case then. The jizz seeped through the cracks in the screen, and ruined some of the stuff behind it.
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        4 years ago
        
        Thank you! Sooo many people sayinh it isn't possible and its really bugging me
        
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    4 years ago
    
    LOL!
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  See response to boojum please.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    4 years ago
    
    Thank you for your prompt response.
    
    I think that perhaps you ought to search for one of those places that repairs damaged cellphones.
    
    Another option would be for you to contact your cellphone provider, and see about getting an upgrade.
    
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      4 years ago
      
      And a third option would be to keep his dick pointed downward during future jerk-off sessions.
      
      I'm sorry, I don't know what's with me today. I'm feeling extra sarcastic for some reason.
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        4 years ago
        
        K mann I'll work on it hehe
        
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      - RoseIsabella
        
        4 years ago
        
        Extra spicy!
        
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mauzi

4 years ago

hol up my dog jus nut on my dam phone

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Boojum

4 years ago

Do you seriously believe your semen is so corrosive that it's able to eat through glass and plastic?

I can see how getting semen in the charging connector might possibly cause problems. I haven't checked, but I suspect that semen will conduct electricity, so that could short out the electrical terminals in the connector. If your screen was already cracked, it's conceivable that semen seeping into those cracks could reach the LCD display under the glass and short it out. But if the screen was intact and the phone physically sound with a good seal between the glass and the plastic body of the phone, then splashing a little semen on it should be no more damaging than getting it wet in the rain.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Screen was cracked and screen protector was removed because It had started peeling off slowly abd was really bugging me. Its also possible some got in the charging but because it was mostly at the bottom of the screen.
  
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  - Boojum
    
    4 years ago
    
    Well then, I suppose it is indeed possible that one or more of your little swimmers dove into the crack and died in a microscopic blaze of glory as it shorted out the screen.
    
    A less amusing mental picture is that some of the liquid in which the sperm are suspended seeped into the crack and shorted things out.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      That porr sperm lol.
      
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chuy

4 years ago

Both....🤣

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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

Come on, your phone?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Yes it was mine...
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    4 years ago
    
    So, somebody heard you coming?
    
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jethro

4 years ago

Is your phone just a drawing on a piece of toilet paper? My phone came waterproof. So this has to be a fake post just for trolling.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Uh no. My phone was an old Samsung with a fairly cracked screen and no screen protector. Not waterproof either.
  
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  - jethro
    
    4 years ago
    
    Yea.... Sure it was.
    
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PeopleFuckingSuck

4 years ago

Haha bruh you need to aim your dick a little higher so you cum all over your face instead

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I don't think I have that kinda range hehe. And I don't wnat this misfourtune to happen again.
  
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