Is it normal my girlfriend masturbated with a cucumber then used it in a salad

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she masturbated with a cucumber and then used the cucumber in a salad she made for me, she knows i like the taste of her pussy but i think putting it in food is disgusting but it turns me on really bad too.

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Based on 24 votes (9 yes)

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dirtybirdy

9 years ago

Need extra cash? She should rig a salad shooter to her cooter and rent herself out at dinner parties.

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RoseIsabella

9 years ago

:-/

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  plz elaborate
  
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  - disthing
    
    9 years ago
    
    I think RoseIsabella already said everything that needed saying.
    
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  - seakelp
    
    9 years ago
    
    That face means yes it's very normal and all human beings do this at least once a week.
    
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CountessDouche

9 years ago

The more serious issue at hand is the fact that your girlfriend obviously has a wide set vagina.

If I heard applause every time I walked, I'd probably be fucked up too.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  please tell me more about vaginal clapping
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    9 years ago
    
    ...the clap. Bwaha. Ha.
    
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lc1988

9 years ago

Pretty sure I've seen this story before..or maybe they're all sounding alike?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  maybe i can make your mom moan like my girlfriend
  
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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

I am sure I have eaten worse things at whataburger.

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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

How were you able to tell? I wouldn't trust her with your food anymore. You really need to tell her if you don't like it.

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FlameDragoon

9 years ago

No lie, I wouldn't complain if my girl did that lmfao xD

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Aliceee93

9 years ago

Well, I guess you save money by using your own salad cream "/

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wetpet

9 years ago

well, I hope she washed it after she had fun wth it ;)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  no she said she had an orgasm on the cucumber and then chopped it up and put in in my salad...does give it more of a tangy flavor like vinigrette or something
  
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  - Johnnytherat
    
    9 years ago
    
    omfg i almost died laughing XD holy fucking shitttt
    
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  - VirgilManly
    
    9 years ago
    
    Are you sure it wasn't from her vinegar douche?
    
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  - wetpet
    
    9 years ago
    
    LOL that is kinda grossly funny.
    
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