Is it normal my girlfriend feels this way?

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My girlfriend says I'm not allowed to go to a strip club without her permission and if she does give it I still can't buy a lap dance.

It's not something I can't live without but it's just I find it annoying. I've never been to a strip club before and considering I don't tend to like the party scene I might not like it but that being said its one of those things I'd like to at least try once or twice.

And if I do try it I'd like to try the full experience which you can't do without buying a lap dance.

is it normal normal for my girlfriend to feel this way?

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89% Normal
Based on 35 votes (31 yes)
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  • sandnigga
    7 years ago

    Um why do you have a girlfriend if you want a lap dance?

    This should be expected buddy. You do have a girlfriend for a reason lol

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  • Boobmaster68
    7 years ago

    Take her with you to the strip clubs. Buy her a dance of her own.

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  • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
    7 years ago

    Why are you posting??? Why not go and do it?

    You need to grow a spare set of balls now! (your girlfriend has the originals in her purse somewhere).

    Man Up!

    A) take your girl friend to the club so you can both have the experience.

    B) Serve your girlfriend with a notice of demand for a lap dance.

    C) buy your girl friend and her best friend tickets to a male strip show. So you can later sneak off for a 'revenge lap dance'.

    D) Be a man. Go get a damn lap dance!

    E) Miss out.

    Decide and do. You only live once.

    You're still sitting there aren't you? Just go! NOW!

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  • NoNotJesus
    7 years ago

    Tell her she did not pour your cereal, go to the atm, withdraw $75 in all $1 bills, find the most physically beat down woman you can find in said establishment, snap-chat your hijinks, and return home smelling of cheap liquor and flagrant disappointment.

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  • Tealights
    7 years ago

    She's worried you'll run off with a stripper, meaning she doesn't have much confidence in her herself physically, sexually, or both and she doesn't trust you to stay loyal to her.

    How to solve this? Ask her what is she afraid of, then have a talk with her about her doubt in you and her insecurities.

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  • riffraffy
    7 years ago

    A woman will want to try and to change you, and love you less if you let her.

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    • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
      7 years ago

      Fortune cookie?

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