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My Gfs mom gives me blowjobs, she says she knows teenage boys only want one thing and she doesn't want her daughter having sex till she's married, she says she's just satisfying my urges so it's not cheating. So is it ok?
No. Just no. I'll accept the possibility of almost anything, but this HAS to be a troll. There is no fucking way any mother would give some pimply faced kid a gobby to prevent her daughter having sex. It's ridiculous. What about her daughter's urges, does she munch on her carpet to keep her happy too? What does she think will happen if you told your girlfriend - her daughter?
There's weird, but possible, and there's pubescent fantasy. You crossed the line. I'd tell you to go spank yourself, but you already are.
Tell her you have to learn to lick her pussy so you know how to do it right for her daughter coz you want to be your best for your girlfriend
Why is everyone saying no, there's been a few girls at school get pregnant, and I'm not being racist but sometimes black guy's harass girls on their way home. Her mother is doing everything she can to protect her.
If that was true mate, I'll suck your dick as gf's mum wank and sucks me off, then at least if your gf finds out, she will have advice and technique advice from three cum filled and happy best friends who fucking each other ?
But you really shouldn't tell fibs to make people think your sooooo lucky ? Especially at the age of 68 mate ? Coon mate, even viagra won't work cos it's been bashed about since you aged 12 and discovered wanking was ace ?
I just sneezed 20 times in a row. I dropped one of my chocolate chip cookies on the floor and now I feel weird. There are peanut butter ones too, but the chocolate ones taste better. Oh well... Maybe I'll just combine what's left of the cookies and put them into a quart of ice cream. YUMMY!