Is it normal my friend had this experience with a pastor in the restroom?

My friend was going through tough times, so he decided to go to his local church to speak with the Pastor there. When he got there, he couldn't find him and decided to go to the restroom.

My friend sat down on the toilet seat and thought to himself for a bit. What my friend didn't realize was that the Pastor was directly above him on the second floor in another restroom. The Pastor didn't know it, but the toilet was out of order. The toilet pipe had a hole in it and any waste released into the toilet will immediately fall down to the 1st floor restroom through a small hole in the ceiling.

My friend lifted his head up and said in a small voice, " Lord, please give me water to drink ". At that very moment the Pastor urinated, the urine came down into my friends hands and he drank it. " Oh thank you lord. May I please have something to eat as well? ". The Pastor then defecated, the feces came down into my friends hands and he ate it. " Thank you lord. Now, may I please have some words of wisdom? ". The Pastor then said, " Where in the hell is the goddamn toilet paper?! ".

Is this normal?