Is it normal my butt lint

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I recently bought a big pack of cheap toilet paper, it works fine but it leaves a load of little bits in my butt crack.

My uncle Graham is a complete dikhead, he's alway's rude to me and my mom so I started saving the bit's and putting them in his food, only I know about this. Any way, he got really sick and had to go to hospital, surely I didn't make him sick, if it was bacteria from my butt wouldn't I be sick to?

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  • NathanScot
    7 years ago | pl

    I like pranks just as much as the next guy but putting faeces in your uncles food, that's just sick.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      I didn't put shit in his food it was the little bits of paper that get stuck in my butt crack.

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      • BlackyHancock
        7 years ago

        That's basically the same thing. Shit sticks to the paper from your butt. That's probably why he got sick.

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  • WhiteApple
    7 years ago

    Dude you can go to jail for that shit.

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  • [Old Memory]
    7 years ago

    I bet you could have gotten sued lol

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  • Livelifetothefullest
    7 years ago

    Thats not very nice!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      he earned it.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    E-coli.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      But how come I'm not sick? The germs cam out of my butt.

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      • BlackyHancock
        7 years ago

        What do you think would happen if you ate the little bits of paper from uncle Graham's butt crack?

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        • RoseIsabella
          7 years ago

          Precisely!

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      • RoseIsabella
        7 years ago

        ... because you didn't eat them.

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