Is it normal knives talk to me

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When I am in the kitchen or anywhere with a knife I can hear it tell me to cut and slice, sometimes stab

You too?

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Based on 25 votes (5 yes)
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  • dirtybirdy
    7 years ago

    Are they saying you aren't the sharpest?

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    Boring troll.

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  • _Jesus_
    7 years ago

    Silly OP :) Knives don't have vocal folds and cannot talk.

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  • Dreamsao
    7 years ago

    Is it normal that I'm not entertained by this poor attempt at trolling?

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  • pizzabrowniesushi
    7 years ago

    yes this is normal if you are drunk and did crack and ecstasy together....

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  • keru
    7 years ago

    I'm just a sucker for pain

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  • kasaikitsune12
    7 years ago

    .......

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  • Damarixa
    7 years ago

    Seek professional help immediately.

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  • LittleMissSociopath
    7 years ago

    i have a knife fetish and can only get off if i can somehow get it near my throat or mouth but yeah you're a boring troll. They don't talk ffs. Are you ten?

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  • Couman
    7 years ago

    ♫ My precious friends... ♫

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  • FORUMidableFuckthemods
    7 years ago

    Only when I'am at my worst and people I hate are around.

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