Is it normal i wonder about zombies?

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Is it normal I wonder about Zombies? I mean how is it if they're dead they seem to have a hypersensitive olfactory sense in order to sniff out the living? Their digestive tract is suffering from necrosis and morbidity yet they have a wonderful appetite. Like, if they eat, they must shit. What does zombie shit look like? Do they ever get constipated? Are there any vegan zombies? How is it a zombie without a functioning respiratory system or heartbeat can outrun a living person ? Can they get pellagra, or scurvy if they don't eat enough fruits & vegetables? Do Zombies have an insatiable appetite for sex? Wouldn't that be a better premise for a movie than zombies eating people...The undead trying to fuck the living? These concerns and others keep me up at night. IIN???

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  • megadriver
    4 years ago

    Never got the whole idea of zombies... They just sound stupid as a concept.

    It's this virus that kills the brain, but somehow manages to keep the body "alive", make complex decisions, form social groups with other zombies, survive more damage than a terminator, but not have a functioning heart, or lungs...
    The fuck is in that virus, HAL 9000?!

    Give me a break. I can accept magic, pixies, talking cars, hobbits, sound in space, dragons, time travel and all kinds of sci-fi stuff, but I draw he line at zombies.

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  • paramore93
    4 years ago

    If a zombie with false teeth and dry mouth bites you, do you still become a zombie?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      When they fart, does it smell like something died?

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      • paramore93
        4 years ago

        Asking those important questions in life. I'd say probably, depending what they've been eating. There's nothing stopping them having a bowl of cereal.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago

          These are important question that need answers. Like if I die & become a zombie, must I abide by the high protein diet? I really don't want to have to give up cheesecake just cause I'm dead.

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          • paramore93
            4 years ago

            Hey if you're dead you don't have to worry about heart disease. Zombie you can eat as much cheesecake as he/she desires. Some zombs survive on nothing, you should be fine!

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  • NoLifer
    4 years ago

    Lol you should make a movie freind.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      A movie about sex-crazed zombies?
      Should I title it Stiff Fucks.

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  • CountessDouche
    4 years ago

    This fad has come & gone, I still love zombies so much...always did, always will.

    I love thinking about stuff that makes no sense in the zombie universe. A lot of your questions are addressed in WWZ (by Max Brooks) the book (it has nothing at all in common with the movie). This book is fucking amazing, so so so good & the author obviously took tons of time seeking out holes in zombie lore & addressing them.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Thanks for the advice. I'll check out the book.

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