Is it normal i want to lick rolf harris's nose??!!
I love his nose, it's all big & pink & squashy, & looks a bit scratchy. I'd love to meet him & just lick the bridge of his nose, & say "i wuv you uncle rolf!" (or words to that effect) then give him a big kiss on said nose, while he gasps & wheezes. As I write this i'm sneezing & sneezing with excitement. I'm sure there was/is nothing normal about this......