Is it normal i want to lick rolf harris's nose??!!

I love his nose, it's all big & pink & squashy, & looks a bit scratchy. I'd love to meet him & just lick the bridge of his nose, & say "i wuv you uncle rolf!" (or words to that effect) then give him a big kiss on said nose, while he gasps & wheezes. As I write this i'm sneezing & sneezing with excitement. I'm sure there was/is nothing normal about this......

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14% Normal
Based on 22 votes (3 yes)
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  • Ellenna

    Personally I wouldn't go near any part of his anatomy considering what he's been doing with it for years.

    Are you planning on visiting him in his jail cell?

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  • slings_and_arrows

    You do realise what he's been convicted of?

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  • ToxikIsntNormal

    You'll probably get some fucking disease. xDDD

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  • RoseIsabella

    *vomits jellybeans all over*

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  • shuggy-chan

    Well i wanna rick roll you all

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    • RoseIsabella

      Yes!

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  • Aries

    interesting ...... hmmmmmm

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  • ______________

    I like trains.

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