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What's your favourite line from a rap song? I was just listening to one and lost it laughing at the line;
"If I was at the bottom of a toilet you n*ggas still couldn't shit on me."
So if you have one, and care to share it I will happily bear it.
Kendrick Lamar - Backseat Freestyle
"I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower so I can fuck the world for seventy two hours."
I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse. I'm a nasty nigga.
DMX
One of the few rap songs I know.
"Fuck a good job, she need a good jaw, and sell bj's till her mouth get raw"-Mac Dre.. Not My Job
Ohhhh I got some good ones.. A LOT.. here goes..
"Girls are like boomerangs, not matter how far I throw em they come back" - big L
"like a bitch on her rag I just don't like your PERIOD" - Celph Titled
"I'll leave you dickheads covered in blood like period sex"- celph titled
"My gun flips more shells than the ninja turtle show"- celph titled
"you niggas couldn't be stars if you got throw by chinese ninjas" - chino XL
"im like james bond in a tricked out viper and you're just pierce brosnon in mrs doubtfire"- celph titled
OP.... Too many to list but you need to check out the MC celph titled and also apathy... REAL hip hop, fuck the radio shit..
hell ya right on. celph has some of funniest punchlines where ill rewind shit to make sure i heard it right.. 1990 more is also dope and the demigodz killmatic LP is fucken sick! gotta check it out if you haven't already.
I listen to mostly underground stuff and 90's.
OC, pharcyde, atmosphere, cyne, nas (illmatic), jeru the damaja, outkast, goodie mob, big L, slick rick, lord finesse, tupac, jedi mind tricks, looptroop
that's just to name a few. Indeed fuck the radio shit.
Hip hop aint dead, it's underground.
"I'm not Keith Sweat, so don't sweat me."
From Monie In The Middle, the implication is that if your surname is Sweat, it's okay to "sweat" you.
"Sitting nude in my living room, it's almost noon. I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs. Surfin' every channel until I find Hannah Montana. Then I reach for the Aloe and lanolin. Bust all over the wall panel and dismantlin' every candle on top of the fireplace mantle and..."
"Everybody's human and everybody's equal, so don't listen to nobody 'cause everybody's people" - Ironik : Stay With Me.
As for rap overall, there isn't much better than Nas : One Love.
"girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's,
girl you know it's..."
The entirety of "Real Nigga Roll Call" by Lil Jon and The East Side Boyz.
I was driving last year and some young pencil neck pulled up nearby and was blasting some shit like "I do it for the hood cus the hood told me i should." I almost died laughing. It was just ridiculous. But whatever.
I was always sort of amused by: "listen, yo' ass is about to be missin. You know who gon' find you? Some old man fishin. Grandma wishin your souls at rest but its hard to digest with the size of the hole in your chest."
They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so white n nerdy.
If you could count the skeletons in my closet. Under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane. -Eminem
Rebecca Black got hundred millions hits, i don't curse but damn that's still shi.....
"If you wanna date me, you gotta ask my daddy and my 30 uncles you can meet 'em in an alley" - Becky G
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake" - 21 Questions by 50 Cent
"I get more ass than a toilet seat" - Shake That Ass by Eminem
" I shoot for the moonBut I'm too busy gazin' at stars I feel amazin And I'm not afraid'
"I told em I’ll grow up one day and show ‘em I’d be able to choke clouds
Pick up lightenin’ bolts and throw ‘em"
i like what canibus said with dj clue on his 97 freestyle ''I Speak At Frequencies''
"Chillin' with my man rusty, low down, blew off the burner kind of dusty"-Ghostface Killah.. Mighty Healthy
No my favorite, but definitely up there are most of the verse from this Phi life cyper remix.the first 40 sec is slow but after that.... =)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=15OzEdAd1as&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D15OzEdAd1as