Is it normal i want to help my neighbor get pregnant?

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My neighbor is a hot 34 year old woman. I recently found out that she and her husband have been trying to get pregnant but could not. I know that she is in the prime of her life and wants a baby so bad. As I have had a crush on her for some time I have considered the possibility of me volunteering my services to make her pregnant. She could finally enjoy being a mother and I'm sure her husband wouldn't even know. I'm sure they have sex all the time and he would probably think it was him and his sperm was finally working. Of course I would only go forward with this if it was consensual. How can I approach her. I am 20 and live with my parents, going to college part time.

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Based on 31 votes (8 yes)
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  • Ellenna
    7 years ago

    Firstly, mind your own business. Secondly, how do you know it's not the wife who's infertile? Thirdly, mind your own business.

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  • Kookulainamus
    7 years ago

    Better make sure your hair color matches her husband's.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      kids come out looking different from the parents all the time

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      • Kookulainamus
        7 years ago

        DNA test will tell the guy what's happening.

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  • charli.m
    7 years ago

    If she was to agree to sperm donation, I would imagine they'd opt for turkey baster rsther than dorect from the source.

    Idiot.

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    • bittermayonnaise
      7 years ago

      Turkey baster! and risk fucking the kid up, that shit is selfish.

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      • charli.m
        7 years ago

        ...look guys, I think it's trying to communicate!

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      • Tempest-au
        7 years ago

        You're an idiot. I suppose you also think that all children conceived via IVF are "fucked up" too?

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        • bittermayonnaise
          7 years ago

          25% increased risk of birth defects, I'd rather have this Douche fuck my wife than have some Mongo six fingered freak baby.

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          • Tempest-au
            7 years ago

            On what scientific study is this based, or is this some attempt at being funny?

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            • bittermayonnaise
              7 years ago

              The International Institute For Let bittermayonnaise Fuck Your Wife and Teach Kids How to Read Good.

              I heard it years ago Dude, and googled it to confirm, it makes sense, ovcourse JIZZ is going to be fresher coming from the saurce.

              Point is, I honestly would prefer my wife to fuck a Dude, that way it's more natural.

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  • _Jesus_
    7 years ago

    Try cheering them on. Make her husband feel valid. Spank his ass while he is plowing his wife's snotty garden. Sing "we are the champions" to him while standing shoulder to shoulder with him and swaying. Better yet, do that and sing Ireland's folk song. Get him to join in. Compliment his thrusting technique. Hold a ruler above their sexual interaction area and let him know how deep it went in. Let him try to beat the record he set on a previous attempt. Cup his ballsack. Make it fun and exciting for him. Get some streamers and confetti for the event. Slip a finger in his butt if he is comfortable with it. Upgrade to two in some time. Hold your hand on his wife's stomach and tell him that you can feel his dick. Give them both high fives in regular intervals. Have some energy drinks and noodles on hand to replenish their burnt energy.

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  • Nitrogengirl100
    7 years ago

    That is her desicson

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  • deerhunter123
    7 years ago

    go for it. ask her to help

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  • bittermayonnaise
    7 years ago

    there's one thing your not factoring in Bro, the kid'l com out lookin like you.

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  • Boobmaster68
    7 years ago

    Wow! You know a lot about your neighbors. Anyway, I don't think making the husband a cuckold would their marriage. But you could ask her. Never know. Stranger things have happened.

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