Is it normal i want to have oral sex with homeless men?

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I've been living in new York for about two years now and it is quite normal for me to see a homeless man on my way to work from time to time. But recilently I've started to feel bad for these men and I've just had the strongest urge to do oral sex on these men in attempt to cheer them up. I am a straight male with a wife and 3 kids and I have no clue as to why I want to do this, but I just do.

Is this normal?

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23% Normal
Based on 111 votes (26 yes)
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  • noid
    8 years ago

    Your poor wife you should be faithful to her and help the homeless in other ways.

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  • NeofelisNebulosa
    8 years ago

    You think having a cock shoved into their mouths will cheer them up?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      No I would be the one doing all the work sweety ;)

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      • NeofelisNebulosa
        8 years ago

        Ohhhh.... Blow jobs for the homeless. I think they would like that better, but it's a risky proposition indeed.

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        • VirgilManly
          8 years ago

          I think he's making a very kind offer.

          The Bible says-
          Luke 14:13
          "But when you give a feast, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind."
          I suppose feast and blowjob can be interchangeable.

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    • smackthelittlefatty
      8 years ago

      Yeah better than a hot meal huh

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    You are not normal:D

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  • randypete
    8 years ago

    you need to wash him first

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  • GoddamnKageAU
    8 years ago

    I am aware the poll creator is likely trolling but I thought I'd take the bait for fun.

    And here I thought I was desperate for sex. Poor homeless guy, as if avoiding gangsters, cold Manhattan weather and even colder businessmen wasn't bad enough, he's also gotta avoid sick perverts like OP. I'm glad I have a roof over my head and thank you for reminding me to be grateful for my own more fortunate circumstances. In any case I doubt getting sexually assaulted would cheer anyone up.

    TL;DR - NOT NORMAL.

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  • CumDumpster14
    8 years ago

    I know how you feel... I had the same feeling when I was in my younger 20s and I made the mistake of going through with it. I started feeling strange a few months later and I went to the docter to see if I had some kind of flu or anything of that nature but after they ran several test on me we found out that I have contracted HIV and I will have to be on treatment for the rest of my life in order to not die of aids. So I am giving you a waring now. Don't do it, fight the urge for you and your families sake!

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    So you want to bring home fleas and disease to your wife and kids?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      If that's what it takes then yes

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      • Ace9
        8 years ago

        U're a dumb piece of shit, man :|
        Go buy them blankets, or canned food or new clothes instead!Dude, WTF!

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      • smackthelittlefatty
        8 years ago

        R u FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!

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      • RoseIsabella
        8 years ago

        Mwahahaha!

        You know, there's a guy who gets off on pissing on hapless, unconscious hobos? I think you could better serve the community and homeless people at large if you kick that guy's ass instead.
        :-)

        P.S. I know you can do it, I have faith in you!
        ;-)

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        • green_boogers
          8 years ago

          Hahahaha. You rascal you. I'll give you 3 to 2 odds on the bum.

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          • RoseIsabella
            8 years ago

            You and I should pick, roll and flick together someday.

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            • green_boogers
              8 years ago

              Sure. I noticed your Gold membership expired. Would you like my e-mail? If so, I'll get gold and send it to you in a message.

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  • Dansktex
    7 years ago

    I understand there are others who get a similar urge for Hispanic men when passing the home improvement stores where day laborers wait outside hoping to be hired. Does this thought excite you, too, or is it the homeless/dirty body part that really turns you on?

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  • Lonely2
    8 years ago

    you give down and out and whole new meaning....some of them probably w ould appreciate it

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  • Ace9
    8 years ago

    TROLL

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    Not normal

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  • sillygirl77
    8 years ago

    Why do you want to do this?

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