Is it normal i want to eat mashed bananas out of

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Is it normal I want to eat mashed bananas out of the ass crack of a big fat ass obese woman and if she has heat rash or ass pimples it's a bonus.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago

    ffs im jokin around

    amazin who takes what seriously here

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    What the fuck mate? If it were a regular banana instead of a smashed one and the lady was not obese then I would do it. Mild compared to my kinks if I'm honest. But there are exactly THREE questions I have about this random and hilarious post.

    Why the fuck do you have to mash it?
    Why the fuck does she need to be obese?
    Why the fuck is it better if she has a heat rash or ass pimples?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      _Mashed they work there way into all the nooks & crannies.
      _Nothing like a big, jiggly, gelatinous, ass with plenty of folds and nooks & crannies to hold in all the aroma. Plus a deeper crack.
      _More eye appeal and flavor.

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      • Doesnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        How many pairs of chromosomes you got there mate? If I knew you I would be concerned about you mental health. Also, What s with the underscores?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago

          The underscores are so you don't confuse them with the overscores.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago

    i dont even like bananas on their own

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Would you like them on the phone?
      Would you like them in your home?

      Would you like them firm & tone?
      Would you like them with a poem?

      You who doesn't like bananas on there own.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        4 years ago

        theodore geisel over here

        bananas are great for throwin at people or makin em slip on the peels or givin to monkeys or birds

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        • RoseIsabella
          4 years ago

          I like bananas, but I only like them when they have just turned yellow. I don't like bananas when they are overly ripe, and start to get brown dots on em.

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    • Doesnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      Would you like them if they were lodged in the entry way of some hot ass chick?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        4 years ago

        maybe applesauce

        goes good with pork

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        • RoseIsabella
          4 years ago

          I don't generally eat pork.

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            4 years ago

            but bacon!!!

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            • RoseIsabella
              4 years ago

              ... is delicious.

              Seriously, bacon is one of the only pork products I enjoy.

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        • Doesnormalmatter
          4 years ago

          Wtf mate! You are so weird Lol. Funny as hell though, some of your sex jokes on that other post. I was gonna mention, why the fuck don't you like bananas? Their not on the sidewalk in this case so it should be fine right mate?

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            4 years ago

            dont like em and never liked em

            flavor or slimyass squishy texture

            plus eatin dick shaped foods might turn me gay and nobody wants that

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            • [Old Memory]
              4 years ago

              Do you eat sausages, cucumber or zucchini? It doesn't really make sense, but it always makes me a bit sad when other people don't find the same joy in bananas as I do.

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  • AveSatanas
    4 years ago

    Yeah bitch

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  • randypete
    4 years ago

    Yummy love it

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  • SKDM007
    4 years ago

    shoot yourself in the head to rescue humanity

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  • Columbusbiguy
    4 years ago

    I enjoy wanking with the peel of a banana after a few seconds in the microwave. Its similar but different i think. Haha.

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  • Ummitsstillme
    4 years ago

    Mashed?

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  • chuy
    4 years ago

    You're nasty

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  • IrishPotato
    4 years ago

    No

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  • MrsEdGein
    4 years ago

    Sickening smh.

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  • Cutie12345
    4 years ago

    Yummy

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