Is it normal i want to collect my girlfriend's feces?
I have a strong urge to instal a system of pipes that would begin from the toilet in her house and finally be connected to a room in my house so that everytime she takes a shit, the sewage would then flow into my house on the floor where I'd preserve her excrements, tampons and bloody pads and deeply breathe the steamy fumes into my lungs in order to feel her becoming part of me, using her molecules to enter my bloodstream and become one entity with her.
I would also probe her feces in order to find various undigested seeds like corn, and plant them in the garden; when it would eventually grow I'd feed her with some delicious homemade food.
I'm excited to share this idea with my girlfriend and I'd like to hear some tips or suggestions if you have any.