Is it normal i want a girl to play golf with my balls

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exactly what the title says, i would pay good money to any girl or woman who would be willing to play golf with my balls, i just want her to hold a golf club and swing at my balls as hard as she possibly can, and i would like her to imagine that she is pushing my balls into my stomach, and i would enjoy it even more if she had a lot of fun with it and laughed about it while i was rolling on the floor.

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Based on 51 votes (11 yes)
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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    Keep that as an unusual fantasy, don't try it unless you want to end up permanently damaged

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      seeing as how i won't be using them anyway thanks to being blessed with ugliness and other poor personality traits, how i don't want children, and considering how masturbation and lustful thoughts are only distractions and perpetuate my selfish behavior, not to mention how they make me a dangerous threat to women, i would rather they serve some useful entertainment value for a woman rather than be a constant reminder of my failures in life.

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      • Ellenna
        8 years ago

        Up to you but give a thought to permanently crippling yourself at what I'm assuming is a fairly young age

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  • Diver2
    8 years ago

    You sound like a fucking asshole to me.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      what makes you say that?

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  • randypete
    8 years ago

    tell us what happens

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    So some sort of femdom? I voted not normal because that fantasy could permanently mess you up down there.

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  • Aries
    8 years ago

    once the money is confirmed in the account , ill have it arranged .

    depending on what you consider good money .

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      i know you're trolling but i'm going to be straight up with you. i have in the past paid for sex from hookers, and i could see in their eyes and body language that they were with me for a short while only because of their occupational obligation, and that they would rather be anywhere than with me. i can't deny the fact that no member of the opposite gender will ever want to spend time with me for any reason other than the kindness of their heart and the generosity of their soul. women take pity on me, they don't respect me. and it's not the kind of pity where they try to change the guy and start feeling for him and develop a relationship or sympathize with him. it's more the kind of pity where they are completely disgusted by me, where they have to stop and stare like a car crash because they can't believe how pathetic i am. i would just once like to make a girl or woman genuinely happy, content, and joyful from her heart, to give her the satisfaction of destroying my sexuality which is nothing but a dangerous threat to women everywhere. and to see that completely non-pretentious smile on her face and feel the innocent laughter in her voice, i would go to the moon and back. it's not a matter of money. this is something i want to experience before i die, bringing a woman true happiness even if only for a few seconds. and i would do anything for that opportunity. in a way she would be doing herself and her gender a favor. you wouldn't know, you're a good looking guy. consider yourself lucky in that regard.

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      • Aries
        8 years ago

        I don't know what makes you say I am a good looking guy or that I wouldn't know . I don't have a secret key to all females hearts .. for the record though , I wasn't trolling your post . You said you would pay good money for it and you would love to have it happen . I love money , you love this experience .. I can make it happen if you were local to me . I was being genuine , I apologize If you were offended or felt any other way .

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          you don't need to win their hearts, but your comment makes it apparent that you are in contact with open minded girls, which is an achievement by itself, especially considering how they keep running away from me

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          • Aries
            8 years ago

            I live an alternative lifestyle , make it's it easier with these types of things . I know that a lot of things about me make it hard to obtain the woman I want , it's hard all around my friend . I hope your luck improves soon .

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