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Sometimes I play table tennis with a friend. To get an edge, I drink energy drinks or coffee. He does not drink these things. I can only beat him when I have the heightened awareness, hyperactive energy of caffeine. Would you consider this to be cheating? Can caffeine be categorized as a performance enhanching drug?
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Shame on you, you fraud! This is why I demand urine samples from my friends and family any time we play table tennis, monopoly or scrabble (as I believe caffeine also increases mental acuity and stamina). They usually refuse, and end up playing their own corrupt and tainted games - which I refuse to be involved in (they don't let me play anymore, but I wouldn't anyway). You are the Lance Armstrong of table tennis, you took the ping out of ping-pong. Now it's just pong. For shame!!! Hand in your paddle. Good day sir!
Seriously?
Coffee is performance enhancing drug? You are amazing! You must tell the whole world of your discovery. Everyone needs to know, right now, hurry, hurry, hurry.
You must be the smartest person on earth! I am humbled to be on the same site as you.
Caffeine usually just gives me a headache and makes me feel unpleasant. I usually just drink a cup of dark coffee in the morning so I can quicken the process of taking a fat breakfast dump.