Is it normal i think the germans are a gift to mankind?

They gave us airports, contact lenses, the car, X-ray, Kraftwerk, television, modern geology, morphine, and contributed so much to physics. Plus, they tend to be a good looking people with a sexy accent. German women are proabablu the bustiest Europe has to offer.

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  • Nickvey

    Germans ? most of them have american french russian and english grandads because after they lost the war semen would leak out of their assses and get them pregnant.

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  • Meatballsandwich

    Germans aren't particularly good-looking. Scandinavians are much better-looking, especially the women. They generally have bigger tits than their german counterparts.

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  • lordofopinions

    I agree. Small tities about the size of a champagne glass are perfect. Big tits just sag with age and end up looking like half filled sand bags.

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  • Meatballsandwich

    They also gave us WW1 and WW2 though. :P

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  • IrishPotato

    They gave us summer camp.

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  • cipro

    The best thing to come out of Germany was hitler. Without him there would be no ww2 and history would be boring.

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  • bigbudchonga

    Yeah the Germans are good. They do have ome glaring omissions to the progress of civilization. Not including the World Wars they also really fucked up Rome, but by and large they're good and very capable people.

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  • lordofopinions

    And kindergarten.

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  • megadriver

    I think Russian women are more busty. I prefer women with smaller breasts, but whatever.

    But more importantly, the Germans gave us the Autobahn and pretty much everything on the car. All the luxury and innovations - first seen in German cars. And me, being the proud owner of 3 premium German cars, I couldn't be happier!

    They also gave us the jet engine and the bases of rocketry. Modified versions of the V2 have been used by NASA as testing platforms for quite some time.
    Magnetic tape, tape recorders, the gramophone plate, mp3, CCTV, integrated circuits, SMS (text messages), nuclear fission, the refrigerator, many advancements in medicine and chemistry, jeans and the best beer in the world!

    I like Germany. Been living here for almost 7 years now. And the concept of Germans being cold, angry robot, workaholics with no sense of humor is just stupid. Especially in Bavaria, where most people are warm and nice. And if you think Germans can't laugh, you've never sat down to drink with a German. By the end of the night, your stomach is gonna hurt from laughing.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      tell me a german joke

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      • megadriver

        Wieso gibt es keine Briefmarken von Angela Merkel? Weil sie keiner lecken will!

        If translated into English it doesn't sound as good. German humor consists of a lot of word play.

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        • lordofopinions

          I don't know about that. Here is the translation:

          Why are there no stamps by Angela Merkel? Because no one wants to lick her!

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        • cipro

          Hilarious man, simply Hilarious.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          google translate worked fine nothin lost in translation i thought

          pretty funny

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    • I almost want to write this post over again because I'm ashamed of how much I forgot about.

      Even more inventions and contribution, airbags, first radar, bicycle, aspirin, coffee filters, Kopper global climate classification, bacteriology, first to disinfect surgeon utensils, chainsaw, electric drill, body bags to prevent viral spread, etc.

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      • Oh! And could we both forget the printing press!

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        • megadriver

          And the motorcycle. Mercedes made the first engine, the first car, the first motorcycle, the first boat with an internal combustion engine...

          Everytime I see my two Mercedes cars and I feel nothing but pride. All that history, heritage and passion.

          Would feel more pride for my E24 635CSI BMW, if I ever manage to get that thing to run XD

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  • RoseIsabella

    Bier aus Bavaria...

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    • megadriver

      Drinking Weltenburger Anno 1050 beer right now.
      Weltenburger being the oldest monastery brewery in the world and the Anno 1050 is made according to the original recipe from the year 1050. Best beer you can buy.

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      • RoseIsabella

        🍺

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  • Boojum

    Never mind all the trivial inventions you cite, on your most important point, even the Germans acknowledge that Russian, Finnish, Swedish and Norwegian women have bigger breasts:

    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/26/big-boob-map-biggest-boobs-world-breast-size_n_1456565.html

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    • Ummitsstillme

      I do believe that is the greatest article you have ever cited here Boojum.

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