Is it normal i require 5 flushes after a bowel movement?

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Alright, for the last 7-8 months, I seem to need at least 5 flushes of the toilet to..flush away all remains (toilet paper, brown matter). And I require a LOT more toilet paper than I ever had to use. Not sure why. I used to only require 1 or 2 flushes.
Yes, I could use wet wipes etc, but I'd rather stick to toilet paper.

How many flushes of the toilet do YOU require after a successful bowel movement? 1, 2...is 5 too many?

Thanks!

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot
    10 years ago | pl

    Get a better toilet, man. The toilet I have can flush down all my thick, luscious, stinky logs with one flush.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    The OP is obviously talking shit.

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  • ihaveapoon
    10 years ago

    I love taking a dump. I find it very soothing.

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  • Hamid37USA
    10 years ago

    I am much exictment to use America toilets. Here we have a hole and cardboard box. Toilet paper is not allowed here by punishment of imprisonment of a first born daughter.

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  • Soothsayer
    10 years ago

    @some people.
    It's not the logs that are the problem, it's the toilet paper. Logs go down in 1 flush. But the paper refuses to be clean. 7 wipes later, a second flush is needed, another 7, another flush. Horror.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    That's excessive and inefficient, in my opinion.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      I usually stop it up with a good power dump so how is that counted?
      *sharts a little

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      • _Molotov_Cocktail_
        10 years ago

        You should drop a Molotov cocktail or two down the toilet. That should un-block the pipes after you take a power dump.

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        • robbieforgotpw
          10 years ago

          I'd like to but there's no room. I fill the can all the way up to the seat to the point of overflow.
          *turbo farts

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        Drink more water so it won't get stuck. And, if you're using more than three wads of toilet paper, give it a mercy flush before continuing. :)

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  • GuessWho
    10 years ago

    Usually just one.

    Sometimes a second flush if I leave an especially slippery and buoyant log that keeps floating while the rest go down.
    If that's the case, I throw some more paper over it to give it more friction in the water and help pull it down.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    Add caustic soda and let it work for a while.

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  • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja
    10 years ago

    You need a new toilet.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      Sounds like that one's been beat to hell right?

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      • RoseIsabella
        10 years ago

        If the toilet's beat to hell just think of the COLON! OP probably needs more fiber.

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        • robbieforgotpw
          10 years ago

          Power manures his drawers full laughing

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          • RoseIsabella
            10 years ago

            I gotta keep it real!

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  • Sog
    10 years ago

    Your toilet is probably broken.

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  • gummy_jr
    10 years ago

    Fold your toilet paper before you wipe, that works for me.

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    One or two is my average. You say that you need to use a lot more toilet paper than usual. Is it too sticky? Maybe a better fiber intake would give you smoother moves. Get some aloe vera baby wipes for your butt.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    5?! That's too much. Is it that your waste is too big or that there's not a high enough water pressure? If this is a plumbing problem you should consult a plumber. If its digestive you need to ask your doctor why your waste is so large.

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