Is it normal i put random things up my ass

I've always loved using anal toys, and when a friend of mine dared me to put as many pencils up my butt as I can, I happily did so. But that sparked my interest: what else can I put up my ass? I tried everything, apples, shoes, staplers, both of my hands, mugs, etc. My friends found out about this and got me an XXXL butt plug for my birthday, which was 4x bigger than a normal one. I began putting even bigger things up my ass eg handbags, cardboard boxes, tupperware containers until one day i saw the spare tyre in the car and somehow i shoved it in easily. i entered a competition were you had to fit as many basketballs up your ass as you can and while everyone else struggled to get on in i won with 12 in. i made an onlyfans where i put stuff up my butt you wanted me to put in. my anal insertion obsession has led many other people to follow in my footsteps. and recently, i made my biggest achievment by shoving a whole ford f150 up my ass, giving me the record of the largest object inserted into ones anus

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Based on 9 votes (5 yes)
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Comments ( 15 )
  • raisinbran

    Have you tried prolapsing your rectum? Then you can stretch it out and use as a sleeping bag.

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    • ospry

      That's what foreskin is for

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  • bigbudchonger

    You should try a pineapple

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    • Done

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      • bigbudchonger

        Lovely

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    the drug cartels would pay you a lotta money

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  • Jaylawrence

    My ex wife used a 18 inch strap on dildo on me I love women and to fuck them but I love having a strap on from my ex wife up my ass . and I miss it

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  • capman

    shove a cactus up your ass?

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  • Curiouskitten444

    Lmaoo

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  • dirtybirdy

    Squat atop the Eiffel Tower or some such thing. Or one of the great pyramids, like a medieval torture device they used to make people get on top of and slowly weigh them down until it killed them...the pear of anguish i believe it was called,, sounds fun, you filth.

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  • Somenormie

    shove a knife

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    • I already put in, like 7

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      • Somenormie

        Cap

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    You should shove a cheese grater up your ass too.

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    • Well my boyfriend loves cheese when its been up my ass, so ill try it

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