Is it normal i once masturbated by having sex with a chocolate eclair?

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Basically, one day I was feeling horny and wanted to try something different. So I bought a chocolate eclair and made a hole in the end, which I put my dick in. I then stuck on some porn and away I went. Unfortunately the pastry was not wide or strong enough for such a treatment so my cock ended up covered in chocolate and cream as the delicacy could not hold :(

I would rate the experience 7/10. It was worth the experiment but the eclair would have been better enjoyed by eating it rather than screwing it. I would not try it again.

Review over, was it normal that I did this?

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    I am more of a microwaved banana peel guy myself.

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    • bananaface
      11 years ago

      Is that so!

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago

        ;) you know it.

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    I find this to be very creative and cool. I think it's normal to want to experiment new things to pleasure yourself.

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  • NoraBaker
    11 years ago

    Ooooh, bummer. I thought this would be a girl story. Still, I thought to myself "what a waste of a perfectly good Éclair au Chocolat... I really wish I had one right now... Oh! I wonder if there's a doggy in this story!" *click*

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    • VioletTrees
      11 years ago

      Oh man, don't ever put an éclair into anybody's vagina. It will only end in heartbreak.

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      • NoraBaker
        11 years ago

        And possibly yeast infection. Yummm. Hahaha

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    11 years ago

    at least it wasn't hot apple pie.

    i read a news report about a guy who tried it after watching that movie. and how he had 2nd degree burns on his cock.

    (apparently he didn't realize he was suppose to use a barely-warm pie, not one straight from the oven)

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  • VioletTrees
    11 years ago

    I really like how you've given us a rating and full review of your experience. If I had a penis though, I'd probably stick it in every hole in my house, just to see what would happen. I… I am not very responsible.

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