Is it normal i'n getting depressed

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Sunday BBQ, tried talking sense into my nephees always sayin how God didn't make every animal but evolution did? Told'm God damn well did, so they asked me why God would make a fish that swims up a peehole. Fck. I don't know (and damn, a fish that, hell!)

I twlls them to shut up, God made it all for us whites. They ask me how I know God doesn't like them blacks more than us. Asked me why God didn't give us whites those superlong - shut yur piehole! Fuck!

So I says, no more questioms, git yur uncle his shotgun and that ol box of crappy estate, goin to shoot some empty kestones 'kay? What now? Start yappin about my guns. I tells him, it is the constitution, and ya canna change them ever, it's called the 1st 'Amen'-d-y-MEN-t, halliluliah to dat (amen as in the Lord's prayer) I say. Arsewhipe runs inside and comes out with a dictionary of all them words. Asks me to look up amendment. Fuck.

So I quits the BBQ and join my local prayer group in a protestin' rally. We are all marchin down main street wearing our "God will burn all fags" t-shirts, and I notice me 2 dudes and 2 dudettes outside drinking all romantic, but it was the dudes kissin the dudes and the females kissin each other (I confess them 2 birds were nice)

Walk over and ask them, look at ma shirt! And it's ment for you gays dumbasses! So what says the one dude, we're not gays, me and him are bisexuals and those 2 are queers. Besides, it says fags not bis. So I ask him what the hell is the difference between a bisexual and a fag then? Answers 'I am a bisexual' with a smile and emphasis om the I. Like that answers my quwstion what difference ther is.

Ain't it normal that I get depressed from all this? Ca't even see my screen with that damned sunshime. 85 and sun all day but feel like rain and shitweather inside.

Yeah, I understand yur sorrow 3
Nah, things aren't that bad 0
Lol. 6
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  • Angelandme
    7 years ago

    Can tell OP is out of character. Nobody that talks like that can punctuate sentences that we'll speaking like that

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  • cinderellasundergarments
    7 years ago

    Sounds like an idiot.

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  • satanniggasandpopsicle
    7 years ago

    Damn son, whered you get that?

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  • DerHaifisch
    7 years ago

    Any minute now someone is going to get an empty jug with "xxx" on it to start making music on it. (You can seriously argue how representative my info is but) If I have to bet from my experience with two friends living in the south (more country-styled people) and on past experience with American colleagues detached over here, then I'd have to admit I'm quite jealous to how most seem to live life there. Rough facade but gentle and kind interaction. (just don't ask for a "bien quit"/"well done" steak. capital error. funny sidenote: best steak in London? The Texas Embassy albeit closed now)

    Same goes for the NO region. Was at the height of my party years, but what I considered as insane partying during a special festival week over here, they did all year long (intermittent) and without reserve they invited me over if I'd wanted. An expat and friend of mine is living heavenly in NO since almost 2 decennia.

    So sure, everybody knows bad apples and seems like a lot choose the redneck style assuming this allows them to behave retarded.

    PS: But what is the maximum size to group and characerize (stereotype) people in? Wouldn't label eg Albanians and Greek together, not even Portuguese and Spaniards. Or Austria and Switzerland for example. And "the south" or whatever is huge.

    edit. Looked it up for the fun of it. Even more extreme than I thought, simply Texas alone compared to Europe. Won't guestimate what "the south" would do to our map-scale lol

    http://www.texasmonthly.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/germany.png

    or to delve deeper: http://thetruesize.com

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  • DerHaifisch
    7 years ago

    Lol, but would change the shotgun to an AR15 (if I can believe TV and social media) and get some moonshine into it somehow!

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  • bubsy
    7 years ago

    Even the harshest critics of God will find themselves in church pews, before the end of this year. The reason will have to do with children.

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