Is it normal i'm scared of standing next to women

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I'm scared of standing next to women because I had a dream that I was standing next to a woman and she became pregnant.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    How you going to take the subway or walk down a crowded hallway or shop for groceries, etc. ?

    Take heart in knowing that pregnancy and pheromones don't work this way? You aren't shooting pollen into the air!

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    Whatever you do, don't look at her eyebrows or let your elbow touch and part of her, especially behind her knee. If you do both at the same time, oh dear lord...continuous sextuplets for all eternity.

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  • Parky_Parker
    9 years ago

    Was she a vegan? Ba Dum Tss!

    I kid.

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    I'm scared of standing next to women because I am very flatulent.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      i can see why that would be a problem

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  • noid
    9 years ago

    Hahaha

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  • pixie_dust
    9 years ago

    Are you worried if you stand next to her that you're going to be groping every inch of her and not be able to control yourself?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      no i was just standing next to a female and she became pregnant. i think my scent acts as natural sperm. they say pheromones are scary intense stuff. this was all in the dream.

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      • Tommythecat.
        9 years ago

        look out for that unnatural sperm hahaha

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        • NeofelisNebulosa
          9 years ago

          I laughed so hard at this that i almost peed myself

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  • Pika-girl
    9 years ago

    I'm like that, but with men.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      you wish men could be pregnant?

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      • Pika-girl
        9 years ago

        No, I mean I'm just scared to stand next to them.

        And... can't men get pregnant, anyway?

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