Is it normal i'm married to porn

Having a relationship with a woman is hell, so I'm just going to jerk off over porn, the only way I'm going to have sex is if it's in a porn scene.

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35% Normal
Based on 62 votes (22 yes)
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Comments ( 22 )
  • Azaman

    There are reasons to desire a relationship besides just wanting to cum. But if you don't want any of that, more power to you I guess.

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  • ajayllg

    First congrats on the nuptials
    The hard part i think will be social, unless you can take them to dinner in a duffel bag, then you wont have unnecessary nagging

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  • IMissMary

    Funny that newly married and unmarried people think it won't happen to them

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  • Cheet0

    I say normal only bc I agree w you on the woman hell thing

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  • Caps90

    Have a nice lonely life... sucker!

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  • Ms.Dempsy

    Congratulations!!!

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  • Terence_the_viking

    But Cuddles are so good.

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    • I've got multiple pillows.

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      • Terence_the_viking

        but they don't cuddle back.

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  • BareClaire

    Sir I trully hope that you and your porn are very happy together.
    I wish the rest of the male population that are like you would do the same thing and that way you could never reproduce your particular breed of stupid.

    Next time make sure you whack of using superglue to really make the experience last.

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    • Paigiepoo

      You've got a way about you that is clear. Cool

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    • Paigiepoo

      Ouch! Maybe duct tape

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  • Ellenna

    If your only reason for being in a relationship is sex then no wonder you (and I'll bet the other party even more so) find them hell. Azaman is dead right: if you only want sex then keep jerking off and stay away from humans

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    • Paigiepoo

      Why do people hate you? You seem level headed to me, keep on track . I know you will, love and peace:)

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      • 8=====D~~~~~

        She's a radical feminist while at the same time openly admitting to operating a phone sex chat number, with which she makes her living, supposedly.

        So she relies on men for her living, yet hates them at the same time.

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      • Ellenna

        Don't know, don't care, they're just haters and that's what haters do. I could theorise that it's because I'm a tough old woman with radical views about just about everything who won't be silenced - I've found that's a challenge to morons

        Thanks for the kind words and love, peace and light to you!

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        • Paigiepoo

          someone wanted me banned. i just live life and if i can help

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          • Ellenna

            Yep, that's the way: I've worked out most of that crap is empty threats and better to ignore it, except that sometimes I can't resist responding to some blatant piece of bullshit ....

            I'm having a fairly good day, hope you are too!

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    • I also have a desire to not won't to be fucked around and treated like a piece of shit.

      P.S. Your obviously a woman, I can tell by the way you twisted what I said and put words in my mouth.

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      • theblackjess

        So...you couldn't tell by the fact that her name is Ellenna..?

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        • devonsweeneysGF

          Look at my name...Duh.

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      • Ellenna

        None of us want to be fucked around or treated like shit, but you seemed to be saying that jerking off over porn was instead of having a relationship - if I assumed that from your very brief post, how is that twisting what you said or putting words in your mouth?

        And yes I am a woman, but you do seem to be into stereotyping women by implying that's what women do: well both men and women do it, but it's not what I was doing.

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