Is it normal i have a crush on don'teatstuffoffthesidewalk?

He is so funny and smart though. I check his profile for new comments everyday. Anyone else do it too?

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Based on 40 votes (17 yes)
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  • Beastmodementality

    Eh,slot of people on this site just make up lame character names that are vulgar as fuck and say the same shit repetitively,at least that guy takes the time to be entertaining.

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  • GhostOfUdi

    He has created a character on here that he plays. Too much effort for my taste. Though I don't think he is half as stupid as he pretends to be, I wouldn't call him smart. He is a clown, and not the good kind.

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    • thegypsysailor

      I think he's a lot sharper than 95% of the folks who post on here. Every now and then he falls out of character and it's like a dose of cold water, "Holy shit, what did he just say?". Hang around for a while, you'll see.

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      • GhostOfUdi

        I've seen it, that's why I said he isn't half as stupid as he pretends to be. But smarter than 95% I think is an overstatement. I think he's pretty average in terms of intelligence. That's not a bad thing, and now that I think about it, average intelligence might just be enough to be smarter than 95% of the people that post here. So maybe you're right after all.

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        • CountessDouche

          Lol, why does talking with a southern accent = pretending to be stupid?

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          • GhostOfUdi

            It has always felt more getto than southern to me. Is it supposed to be southern? If it is than I think it is a poor job. I am from the south and I don't know anyone who speaks quite like that, and no one who writes that way. When people ask him about it he always says he doesn't take this place too serious. But I think if you create a character, that is taking it way too serious.

            But I don't think many people would associate his style of writing with intelligence, so if he doesn't really speak that way, I would say he is pretending to be stupid as part of his act. Or at least giving the appearance he is dumber than he is.

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            • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

              i dont really remember bein asked or answerin that whether i takes this website seriously

              and whos creatin anythin?
              im just bein myself

              yall knows what im bein
              an evil clown thats what

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            • CountessDouche

              Hahaha. Well that's fair enough. I think he's playing with people's tendency to stereotype, which in my opinion makes him smart enough to include subversive social commentary in his caricature.

              But, ya, he's supposed to be a coal miner with pet possums and a truck and a dawg, from some unspecified area below the Mason-Dixon Line.

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    • CountessDouche

      I have to disagree. His "character" just plays on people's misconceptions and stereotypes - and it sorta doubles as a way to weed out those who are quick to judge a comment based on assumptions rather than content...and he is smarter than most people here...the content of his comments show that; he's just not in your face about it....and he has a good sense of humor.

      Class choice, op. I endorse your crush.

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      • charli.m

        My suspicion seems to be confirmed. Ghost and his alts will thumb the fuck out of us for disagreeing.

        Fixed it the best I can.

        Oh and yeah. Appalachian accent. Not a lot of people seem to get that. I guess just having been immersed in it for three months...

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        • CountessDouche

          Hahaha well SOMEBODY had a bad day and wants to throw down with the interweb squabbles : P

          Oh? Appalachian...that's even better.

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        • GhostOfUdi

          I didn't thumb you down.

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          • RoyRogers

            I surprised moderation has not done anything about the fact he has a double Ganger.

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            • charli.m

              Is a double ganger a gang banger who only takes part in smaller scale undertakings, such as threesomes?

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    • charli.m

      You clearly don't know him.

      Idk if ignorance is genuine or put on as part of living up to your username, in which case, fair play.

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  • VirgilManly

    Is he the OP?

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      fuck no

      not my style

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      • VirgilManly

        Well I'm not the OP.
        I like you but I don't LIKE/like you if you know what I mean.

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  • Rihyae

    I've got quite the girl crush on dirtybirdy. It's normal.

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    • dirtybirdy

      Well hello there

      <(`^`)>
      ....."".....

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      • Rihyae

        .///.

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      • VirgilManly

        Is it getting hot in the Hen House or is it just me?

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  • wistfulmaiden

    Sure me too

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  • green_boogers

    I'll rank him at the 95th percentile. He could hold his talking points in discussion with the 98th percentile crowd.

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  • CreamPuffs

    Not normal.

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  • jr__

    It be amusing

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