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So I'm the shower the over week and discover, well fuck me drunk, I've got a 30cm hair on my back. That's pretty cool yet kinda gross. I mean, where'd that little sucker come from? Whatdoyareckon, IIN? Do you have any weird shit growing out your house of God, or just plane weird shit with you body?
My nasal forest never gets beyond finger reach. I am addicted to grabbing a clump and reefing them out. It's a fine mix of tears pleasure and pain.
I don't let my nasal forest get long at all, I don't mind my ears being hairy, my hairdresser shaves them down every time a go to get my head hair cut. I do have 10cm hair growing on my shoulders and chest, perhaps the uncountable hairs on my legs and arms are about 5cm long and 'down there' on my private parts the hair length is 14cm or more. I have never bothered to trim any hair off me except the nasal hair, I am careful not to 'nick' them off with the sissors I use.
When it's attached to your optic nerve and you yank it, man oh man, that's pain.
here's some weird $hit for ya,I know that old men have low handing sacks of junk but I'm only 42 and my junk hangs so low that I can bounce up and down slapping my balls against the inside of legs to mimic the sound of a horse galloping
I had this hair on my arm that was so long It was curling around my arm. Man, I was proud of that hair it was a great conversation starter at parties. Until one grave day, my brother came into my room while I was sleeping and tweezed it. Nevertheless, it resulted in me trying to sneak into his room to wax his crew cut. It didn't work, by the way.
Ahh memories.
Aaahhh Brotherly love, it never stops. A little example of modern brotherly love, Jack, always a great story teller, loves telling girls at parties how I used a tampon up my arse to stop diarrhea while on patrol outside the wise in Afghanistan. The story is a complete furphy, I was never in Afghanistan and any attempts to deny is futile.
ICK.
Ain't nothing more gross on a man than back, shoulder, and ass hair.
Sassies are different! So long as they keep they're coat clean and soft that's still sexy as fuck. xDD
Raaaaaaaaawroooooooooooch
Mr. Quatch appreciates ur kind words and want me to inform u the limo for u will be arriving at 7pm sharp for a night of "fun and debauchery"
I have hair growing out of my head that is more than half my height. Fuckin sexy, i know. Now what do I win?
Hairdressers often get other peoples hair growing from their own skin. Hair car be planted in live follicles and grow. So although rare, a persons 'head hair' (these can grow over 30cm) could have been growing from your back. It was probably very short when planted. It could even be your mums, girlfriends, sisters, dads or your own?
Well as it is no more than a kiss, that's OK, but it could lead to something more which she does NOT want. As far as having 1 long hair on his back, he would of course want more than the one, but for some reason or another he seems to want the girl to shave all her head hair, a thing she does not want to do.
It is unusual for 1 hair to grow on your back being 30cm or just under 12" long. Hair can grow in unusual places on a person, they of course get a bit worried, especially woman if they see any hair growing in a place on their body such as nipples or face, they then go to the doctor for help, usually it is nothing more than, well being unusual.
*A Man sits in a swivel chair that's facing the window. He's wearing a navy blue pin-striped suit and he is stroking his beard.*
*Man presses button and summons his secretary*
*She enters*
"You called for me, Sir?"
"Sheila, there's a bloke down there on the street who claims that he has 30cm of hair on his back... Do you know what this means?!"
*Sheila takes a pause*
*There's a volcanic anger slowly brimming to the top of the Man*
"HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?! YOU'VE BEEN MY SECRETARY FOR NINE YEARS AND YET YOU STILL DON'T KNOW JACK ABOUT ME!!!! YOU ARE SO INDIFFERENT TO MY PASSIONS AND PEEVES THAT IT HAS BECOME UNACCEPTABLE!!!! THIS IS VERY BAD FOR ME BECAUSE, I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOULD HAVE THE LONGEST AMOUNT OF HAIR ANYWHERE! ... Sheila, you're going to have to cut off all of your hair so it can be conjoined with my existing back hairs. Only then will I have the longest back hair ever!!!!
*He takes a deep breath and the fire flares up again*
"BUT I SWEAR, SHEILA, I SWEAR. IF YOU DO THIS AGAIN I WILL FIRE YOU AND YOUR BUM WILL BE OUT ON THE STREETS!!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!"
*Sheila is speechless and wide eyed. Tears are starting to overflow from the windows of her soul*
"Oh! Please, don't fire me! I'm so sorry!!!"
"Don't worry Sheila, I'm going to give you one more chance."
"Oh, thank you, Sir!"
"Now come over here and kiss me."
*She clearly is reluctant, but she knows she has to do it or else...*
*She kisses him*
Ha, she kisses him, some bosses threaten their secretaries with the sack if they don't do what they are told in the passion front, not a good situation for her to be in, especially if she has not had had any sex with any man before.
Just joking, its a very beautiful story. There's nothing worse than working for a wishy washy boss incapable of making a decision. Unfortunately, companies are falling by the wayside because their people lack the passion portrayed in this story, personal loyalty and dedication from the employee and an act of generosity at great sacrifice to assist her boss to become greatest, a caring yet authoritative boss gently encouraging his employee to improve and the hot steaming passion.
So how did the hair extension turn out?
Is it coming out of a mole? those things grow faster than a paedo's dick at a children's beauty pageant.